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Julia Ziegler-Haynes  @The_Dinner_Bell for more food centric tricks. And munchies.tv for THE DINNER BELL SHOWWWWW


An art installation I saw today. Strangers wrote down fears and placed them in a plexiglass donation box. The green slip says "This Scares Me: Claustrophobia" Yes, I agree--super relatable. The blue one, written by a child perhaps, reads "This Scares Me: People Tricking Me Into Eating Salami" Also super legitimate.


"How many more times, then, do I get to look at a tree? Let's just say it's 12,395. Absolutely, that's a lot, but it's not infinite, and I'm thinking anything less than infinite is too small a number and not satisfactory. At the very least I want to look at trees a million more times, is that too much to ask?" -- Amy Krouse Rosenthal quoted in her NY times obituary today. Read her Modern Love column from march 3rd-just 10 days before her death-its heart wrenching, humbling and human πŸ’“πŸ’”πŸ’“

If anyone is looking for a vetted, 100% certified landscaper who indiscriminately rips whole, flowering plants from the ground, spends 45 minutes placing individual pine needles and pieces of bark into a watering can and their only real, job-qualifying trait is that they carry a tape measure (but don't know how to unlock it) HIT ME UP... I have your gal

Thank you @amber_coffman and @dookiemart THIS IS PURE POETRY πŸ˜˜πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ and therefore too good not to regram

The most instagramable free clinic in all the land

The GOOD kind of home work

Still stuck in easy-to-please tourist mode


Rainy day repeat play. Wish I could take credit for this kid's excellent musical taste but let's be honest

Valentine's , last year. I was so simultaneously in awe and terrified of her and was afraid to be alone with her tiny fragility for months. We pushed through though--she is the first person I've let teach me so much about myself. My 20lb professor. Still so much more to learn, too--which couldn't thrill me more. My forever Valentine. πŸ’•πŸ’“πŸ’•

Getting familiar with teenage levels of rebellion....she won't stop taking enormous bites of whole lemons (note: pizza-like stain around the mouth is actually just citrus burn)

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