Zak If you can't handle me at my Zach Galifianakis, you don't deserve me at my Zac Efron.
She's very good at yard work.
I definitely didn't buy stormtrooper glasses. Nope.
The ocean is terrifying and we should not go in it.
Definitely need a villain lair with these.
Bringing SA to ATL *just gritas, only gritas, solo gritas* @jaspertheshittyghost
Sliding into those DMs.
Skills that don't pay any bills.
The most trendy. We made it.
We made it. This was such a fuckin ordeal.
Merc's Lager. Non-artisanal and Super American. I didn't want this beer. I needed it.
Drinking it slow is bad. Drinking it fast is worse.
The Dark One cometh. PREPARE. #EASTER #FEASTER