See how peacefully and calmly Melvin is sleeping after breakfast? It in no way represents how breakfast actually went down. First of all, Edna was running around whining loudly, refusing to eat because she had mistaken my casual Friday attire for my breakfast burrito Saturday morning wear. As I was trying to get her to calm down and understand it was just Friday, i spotted Doris out of the corner of my eye having diarrhea. (Note to future self, just leave her where she is, it will be easier to clean up later. ) As I'm running through the kitchen with Doris yelling, "Clear a path, clear a path", Enoch gets frightened and backs up into Edna and her bowl of wet food. Edna runs into Waylon and his food, and Waylon being Waylon manages to tramp everyone's food all through the kitchen. Now I'm running behind so I'm trying to hurry, and i drop a 1/2 gallon jar of coconut oil on the tile floor, shattering it and spilling it everywhere. It was like a lost archive of an old I Love Lucy episode where she insanely adopts 9 senior dogs and a pig, but the producers decided it was just too far fetched to be believable.