When someone I've been dating less than a week calls me "baby"
I seriously need more dancing friends down here. Is there an app for that? #wannawannaboogie
We are made in the image of Him who is fierce, kind, and definitely not tame. "Ooh" said Susan. "I'd thought he was a man. Is he-quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion"..."Safe?" said Mr Beaver ..."Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good." -C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia
About to hit the beach with @sparklenator and there will be no shame in my chub roll game 🌊🌞😎 happy Sunday! Look at all the beauty around you and be blessed.
Guest speaker straight up said "God is going to cure some people of SALTINESS today." 😂😂 I'm done. Love my church.
About to get two wisdom teeth pulled and one root canal.
When you think you're hot **** because it's 3am and you're about to enter your friends sensory deprivation tank, but the angels are laughing because that's 850 lbs of Epsom salt and you definitely shaved your legs, thighs, and underarms today 😱
Happy Wednesday! I'll be at San Francisco Superior Court apologizing for running a red light.