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Whitney Van Laningham  I'm the Host with the most, babe @obsev | I have a pug named @pugsley__addams & he is a Good Boyโ„ข | ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ•


Thank you so much to all the hosts @forcecult for having me back on the show! This episode is all about Boba and Jango Fett, but make sure you listen all the way to the end to hear our super funny game of Would You Rathtar! #linkinbio #ForceCult

Wanna see @actorkriscarr kick my ass in this iCarly / Victorious debate?? This video is SO. MUCH. FUN. Animated and edited by the amazing & talented @realscottoneal. Link in bio! #linkinbio #icarly #victorious

Hi, we are three Obsev hosts, and thatโ€™s great, but also, if you watch our videos and share them, maybe they will pay us more? And then we could afford this shit that weโ€™re drinking??

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿš—โค๏ธ๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ–๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿท๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ„๐Ÿž๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ โ™ฆ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ“โฃ๏ธ

This badass photo of me and @actorkriscarr was taken approx. 30 seconds before we both fell through the lid of the dumpster. Happy Friday! Stay tuned for a fun debate video WHERE WE BEAT EACH OTHER UP WITH JOKES from ur two fave Obsev babes next week!

Sweet cute babe @whitneysmoore gifted me this rad metal sweatshirt that she designed, and Iโ€™m never taking it off, itโ€™s so comfy and cute and hilarious. #DrinkSlayShove ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ thank you, bb! Available at @forhumanpeoples

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A bunch of weird T-shirts and even weirder hair colors later, and over 15,800,000 people have seen me tell dick jokes on the Internet. Thatโ€™s insane. Thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™m that funny, this has to be a clerical error. But even if it is, itโ€™s a dope af clerical error, and Iโ€™m super grateful to every single person who let me ruin their childhood for the past year of Saturday mornings. Especially the people who told me that I had probably never seen Rick & Morty. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ #DirtyJokesinGravityFalls #DirtyJokesinVictorious #DirtyJokesinRickandMorty #DirtyJokesiniCarly #DirtyJokesinFairlyOddParents

Woke up this morning, weighed myself, and was mildly horrified to discover that I had gained like, 10lbs. Last week was my birthday, last month was Christmas, the month before that was Thanksgiving, so I know where it came from. Add in the fact that I havenโ€™t had stable weekly income in about four months, and youโ€™re looking at a girl who eats a lot of pasta, rice, and anything else that could be classified as disgustingly cheap and grotesquely filling. Taking care of your body matters, but sometimes, you canโ€™t afford it, and sometimes you eat an entire chocolate lava cake by yourself because itโ€™s your birthday. Life happens, man. ๐Ÿ˜ So hereโ€™s a reminder to myself that my body is still banginโ€™, even when the number on the scale says otherwise. Gettinโ€™ back to the gym, and hopefully back to a healthy weight soon โœŒ๐Ÿป EDIT: so sorry if this came across to anyone like I was fat shaming myself - Iโ€™m HELLA on the skinny side of average, and Iโ€™m not disputing that. Iโ€™m not upset because I think Iโ€™m fat, I just feel like I was at healthier weight when I was working out more / eating less junk. Number on the scale doesnโ€™t matter, it was just a surprise. Still cute even though I gained weight, not mad at how dope my butt looks when itโ€™s this juicy. ๐Ÿ‘

The Davies / Van Laningham siblings + Audrey take Universal Studios, Hollywood

Swish & flick โœจ

The hike itself was fine, the walk from the parking lot was fucking brutal @joewelkie

Shout out to my girl @nailartbyqueenie25 for spoiling me and making me look like a cute, badass princess with these evil eye nails! She is a goddess & a sweetheart, and if youโ€™re looking for a killer mani from an insanely talented babe, book an appointment with her @oliveandjune! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ Color: Grapefruit Sparkle by @cndworld

Yโ€™all are either going to love this weird-ass video I made, or youโ€™re never going to talk to me again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ hereโ€™s hoping that youโ€™ll love it! #linkinbio

โšก๏ธ There's a starman waiting in the sky / He'd like to come and meet us / But he thinks he'd blow our minds โšก๏ธhappy birthday, David Bowie - we miss you here on earth

Just to wrap up my birthday with one last dose of adorableness, flip through these cutie cutie pics of my aunt and I through the years ๐Ÿ˜ @debandchloe

You see us four cruisinโ€™ down the street, cominโ€™ to steal your girl, wyd??

party people ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒ™ @sparrowscant @spockpaperscissors @janayeelizabethmedia

Sweet Snort Prince, do you like your whipped cream & do you know how much I love you?

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Kicking off my birthday weekend by treating myself to the best bacon grilled cheese sandwich in Los Angeles @dtlacheese

This is the only photo I have of my NYE outfit because I got drunk impressively quickly and forgot to take a better one. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Happy New Year from Drunk Whitney! ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

MOM is the greatest band in the world, tell all your friends

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