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Whitney Cummings  👇The Female Brain trailer is up! 👇

Voila my default state for photos, terrified on a cellular level and utterly confused about what to do with my mouth, perfectly captured by @vonswank

He misspelled his WIFES NAME. I understand it’s an auto correct but maybe re read a tweet if you’re the president?

Still got it.

Palm Bitch. Four more shows in Palm Beach this weekend. Who is coming to see my sunburn tonight?

#tbt back when I would do my hair to try and look like Claire Danes in Romeo and Juliet remixed with Claire Danes in My So Called Life. My guess is I’m 12 here or maybe 6.

📷 @vonswank 👄

Anyone who brings a book to a show, I promise I will sign it. I’m performing in Florida this weekend, who is coming? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Today can be tricky for some people without moms or kids, so Happy Mother’s Day to every iteration of mom: the moms to humans, the cat and dog moms, the single dads, everyone trying to mother their inner child, the future moms, the women trying to become moms, the mothers of frozen eggs, everyone who loves something unconditionally, today is for you. 🌸

After shows I’m so tired that I’m incapable of having boundaries 🤷🏻‍♀️

We released some tix for San Fran shows tomorrow and Saturday so come hither. This is kind of what it feels like to be at one of my shows.

Thank you @hollywoodreporter for including me in your TV showrunner panel and for letting me look wistfully into the distance (aka hide the zit on my right cheek) for the portrait

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