Leslie Yes, I'm super excited to see your ice cream.
my iPhone pics 🌴☀️🌵Arizona 🌵☀️🌴
When you're trying to be an adult, but you take your niece to Michaels and you both see the glitter selection and equally lose your shit 😍😜🤗
VEGAS tomorrow! 🤑😁💰 what should I bet on!?!?
Everything you heard is true. The monsters really can't climb over the pillows.
FOR SALE. "I'll give you $100" 😬
*takes 5-hour energy* Today my dog and I will be practicing the Dirty Dancing lift.
When your neighbor is buzzed at night and wants to play you in connect four. You play that B in connect four.
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
Goes to garage sale. "How much for your dog?"
Will I kick your butt in Battleship? Yes... Yes I will. 😬💪🏼
"Wait wait, don't throw that tree branch away! I like to pretend I'm Gandalf."
Please use side door.