hey hobknockers i'm touring to YOUR CITY to demonstrate the WORST COMEDY POSSIBLE so COME ON DOWN & BUY UR DUMB TICKETS, FRANK. ITS GONNA BE A STRAIGHT UP COWBOY BLAST. EVERYONE WHO BUYS A TICKET GETS IN THE M&G & THE SHOW, ITS GONNA BE A H*CK OF A DIDDLY BARGAIN. LINK IN BIO. tour.wes10.com
WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN. GUY FIERI IS YOUR MAYOR. THE FOOD COURT IS THE TOWN HALL, AND I AM THE MAYERS BUTLER. TAKE A SHARP LEFT DOWN MUSTARD ROAD AND MR.FIERI WILL BE THERE, WAITING TO GIVE YOU THE SMOOCH OF A LIFETIME.
tried illegally downloading some pictures of russian farm animals online. not so slick, turns out i got banned from the internet! my computer is stuck on "there is no internet connection". don't let my smile deceive you, it's a sad day for the russian farmers. #heartbroken#staystrongmichael
happy 2 year anniversary, @arianagrande. it feels like just yesterday we were body slamming geese against trees in the forest together. can't wait for our "naked and afraid" themed wedding. ps: if mac miller sees this i was completely joking
if my girl👨🏾🌾😍 and my tour dates💯 are both drowning🌊😦 and i could only save one👶🏼☄️ you can catch me at my girls funeral👻😔⚰️💀🌹 wiping my tears with weston's big time road show tickets 🎟🎬 link in bio 🐲🍼
YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE SUNSHINE BIGFOOT BOY (me) IS COMING TO MEET U & PERFORM THE BEST LIVE SHOW (even better than boys who cry) YOU'VE SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! IM MEETING EVERY SINGLE PERSON WITH A TICKET & WE CAN EVEN TRADE LEG HAIRS IF U WANT SO GO GET YOURS BEFORE THEY SELL OUT LIKE HOTCAKES!!!! (link in bio losers) -> tour.wes10.com