Dave Award-winning local traveller • Subtly charming feather ruffler • Beer connoisseur • Avid Youtube watcher • Occasionally offensive instaposter
When I said shots I meant 📸📸 not 🥃🥃 #theytalkedmeintoit
Demonstrating the best way to get rid of the hiccups... 📸 = @crazyray
I brought the red one out for a joy ride today.. #ferrari #488spider
When your boy owns the bar on St Patties.. #carbombs
I'm good at a lot of things but remarkably brilliant at taking selfies.. 📸 = @viewfromlenz #whatcamera #thisismyphone #nikon
Brought out the dope whip for the first time in awhile..
I can't believe people still pay me to do this shit.. #imnotevenaphotographer #guywithacamera
The amount of things that I can't afford in this magazine is offensive.. #wannabeballer #departuresmag #amexplatinum #swipeleft #getit? #swipe? #whateverimfunny #hihohiho #offtoworkigo
The print of my heli flight over NYC finally came in.. #parabopress
Free poop monster! He will only poop on you when you take him out of his cage and feed him hay..
And I'm sure this list will get longer.. #stopmakingstupidpeoplefamous
Smooched a pooch in the park yesterday..