Hello Darlings! I typed about 27 different greetings and I sounded like an idiot in all of them, so I'm just going for it 😂 My names Abigail and I make jokes when I'm nervous, and can't help but laugh when people trip or fall (the worst, I know). I am obsessed with gel manicures (I just discovered them this year) and I am currently living in my Birkenstocks. I have no shame admitting that God blessed me with a big butt, and a deep infatuation with french fries 🍟 (those two things might be related 😬🍑). I'd rather be home on the couch with my hubby than out partying (I'd rather eat my calories anyways 🤤). To sum it up, I am a french fry loving-nice nailed-introvert who never wears real shoes 😂😂 PS mad props to @to_be_maven for making me look like a fair lady in this photo!