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Some of these children, they get nervous just before going in to visit Santa. They pace and wring their hands and stare at the floor. They act like they’re going in for a job interview. I say, “Don’t worry, Santa’s not going to judge you. He’s very relaxed about that sort of thing. He used to be judgmental but people gave him a hard time about it so he stopped. Trust me, you have nothing to worry about.” -David Sedaris, “SantaLand Diaries”

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American Graffiti

This mural was painted to commemorate that one time when some guy rode his penny farthing to the first World’s Fair in America, just so he could catch a glimpse of the very first typewriter that was ever invented.

There's always a siren/Singing you to shipwreck -Radiohead

Farmers’ Bling

This was the scene of my polling place at 7:04 this morning. I hope all of my fellow Americans (who are eligible to vote and didn’t have their vote suppressed) either voted or will vote today. #VoteSaveAmerica#PodSaveAmerica

I made it to my polling place half an hour before they opened, and then I voted in my PJs.
Go vote! #VoteSaveAmerica


“The Birds”

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
-Bobby Pickett’s “Monster Mash”

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