My nails are wet, so I asked Pat to pull my hair up for me when we got on the train. The final result is actually not that bad!
WORK WAS A WILD TIME TODAY OK
Don't know the guy but will definitely be telling people I am a professional-bowling legacy moving forward.
That's a wrap on season one of HARRY! Now let's party 🇺🇸
Storytelling tonight was even better with beautiful friends in the audience @ashhass @mike_bordes @boyinquestion 💕🇺🇸
Happy birthday @ashhass ! You are the light of my life and a goddamn wood nymph and a magical dance machine. I can't wait to celebrate you and pretend you are still 29 🎂🐋😻
When you spoke on a panel about female writers and moderated a panel about women & the internet and you didn't even throw up 🇺🇸#ownitupenn
I spend a lot of time wishing I was back in Ireland.
My grandfather likes to joke about how old he's getting, but he still seems pretty young to me. @alipacheco_
Got our dancing shoes on #beardyandthebun
🚨🚨JJ'S GETTIN' HITCHED AND MY BODY IS A DANCE-FLOOR WEAPON AND I ASSUME @ashhass BODY IS ALSO A DANCE-FLOOR WEAPON SO HERE IS A PIC FROM WHEN WE WERE ALL YOUNGER LOVE U 🚨🚨#beardyandthebun #phimu
Drinking outside thanks to global warming 🇺🇸🌎☄️