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Ryan Nyars  I like stoopid fast cars & I like turtles๐Ÿข PAโœˆ๏ธTXโœˆ๏ธNVโœˆ๏ธUKโœˆ๏ธDesertโœˆ๏ธUK Boats and hoes USAF in UK 2FOWTY's are life

Me and the turd burglar at the aquarium last weekend! #hunstaton #dateday #turtles #aquarium

First time wearing these.. Today's kicks brought to you by.. #nike #lebron #floridan #10s thanks to my man @j_disick for selling me these. #nike #H&M #apple #overseasliving

First time I took a back shot in probably 4-5 months. Clearly I need to lose some body fat sitting at 229lbs, and I definitely need to get bigger wings. Also. I need to learn how to do a proper lat spread ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป #babywings #nogains #foreversmall #goodthingyoucantseemylegs #nocalves

Little man being photogenic #Harley #Paul #baby #turdburglar

Little #tbt for ya. So between these pictures is a little under three years difference. Left photo was when I was in Tech School. About 178lbs. Right picture is 223lbs. Now. It's about a year later and weight is about the same. But size has gone down due to my owe issues. No where near where I want to be. Far from where I started. Never satisfied. #curlsforthegirls #boatsandhoes #flex #flexfriday #throwback #gym #foreversmall #wherearemycalves #tacos #made #me #fat #shortbusshawty

Somebody call the bambalance #mcdicks #mcdonalds #drunkstuffs with da homie @j_disick

Tacos will forever be my weakness ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐ŸŒฏ oh and Chinese ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿš

Got little man his first pair of nikes today. #nike #theadventuresbegin #ladiesman #cantwait

Get over it๐Ÿ˜’ off is the general direction you should fuck. #noragrets #ihateeveryone #boatsandhoes

Tubbytubby is on the prawl #bengal #bengalcat #tittiemonsta

I am lost in my own conscience. I know that shutting the world out ain't solving the problem. But I didn't build this house because I thought it would solve 'em. I built it because I thought that it would be safer in there. But it's not, I'm not the only thing that's living in here. Fear came to my house years ago I let 'em in. Maybe that's the problem. Cause I've been dealing with this ever since. I thought that he would leave, but it's obvious he never did. He must have picked the room and got comfortable and settled in. Now I'm in the position it's either sit here and let him win. Or put him back outside where he came from, but I never can. Cause in order to do that I'd have to open the doors. Is that me or the fear talking? I don't know anymore #thoughts #sunsoutgunsout

Feels good to be back at it after a month off. Now time to feel weak till I get back on track. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

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