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Usama Siddiquee  🇧🇩Brown stand up comic in NYC. Think Russell Peters, but a version of him who on food stamps. I post funny shit. Also I can beatbox better than ur mom

Check THIS TEASER OUT! I’m gonna be on an original series called Critically Ashamed, I play a dude named Saleem (the Chad of brown names)

Also if you contribute at least 5 bucks to the campaign this week you get to go on a date with me where I open doors for you and throw my jacket on puddles for you to walk over and shit
@critically_ashamed_show

Played a doctor on set yesterday. Sent this pic to my brown parents and they texted back “we just came”











#doctor #onset #brownguys #whofuck #doctorboy #mom #dad #cumming #gorgeousfrailboy2018 #doctor #medschool #medical #comedy #4years #gynecologist

Watch me in a game show with Keith HOLY SHIT SO Fun @keithandthegirl SO FUN LINK IN BIO

The top left pic has my lazy eyelid in full force lolll Had a blast on Keith and the Girl! Check them out they’re amazing

I do all the classic beach activities, like watching Netflix fully clothed while trying to suck my own #dick
Awesome weekend of shows in Atlantic City!! 📷: @camachbro









#beach #life #gorgeousfrailboy2018 #atlanticcity #comedy #casinos #brownshit #fullyclothed #ceasers #tropicana #claridge #claridgetheater #shows #nj

Following my dreams AND matching with the train seat. You really can do it all








#matching #colors #nj #njtransit #roadgig #blue #onthatblueshit #bluelife #bluedabadeedabadie #gorgeousfrailboy2018 #brown #brownboy #browncomedy #hashtags

THIS IS GOING TO BE SUCH A BLAST IF YOU IN THE BAY AREA COME THROUGH! SO MANY BROWNS INSERT AIRPORT JOKE HERE *
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#desicomedyfest #sanfran #bayarea #festival #comedy #haha #hehe #shows #show #showsandshows #brownpeople #indianshit #brown #people #aziz #ansari #wont #be #there

When a comic you hate gets a huge laugh •






#comedy #hate #usama #bin #laughin #alljokes #unlessihateyou #lol #rofl #nyc

Too many Indians.
#desicomedyfest #newjersey

OMG TOMORROWWWWWW
GONNA BE WILDDDDD





#easybuckets #comedyshow #hilarious #comethrough #hahas #heehees #jrsmith

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