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Brandon Hallam  Sometimes I dress up as a vampire and scare children

First ever Mardi Gras done and this is the only photo I was ‘sober’ enough to take.
Also my expression in this photo accurately describes my current mood 💀
#mardigras #mardigras2019 #sydneymardigras

Hope ur Christmas is as happy as my expression in this photo ⭐️

When will my sweet wife return from war?

Another photo wearing all black...groundbreaking

Just having a ball honestly 💀

Spooky szn 💀
👀 @jeffreestarcosmetics blood sugar palette

Ben’s birthday: a series

I look depressed and @ben.carnelley looks stoned #straightpride

Highlight gang ✨

I haven’t posted an actual selfie since November...

You can’t sit with us X

Hindsight 🌑

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