Are there no birds in Livingston?! Who the fuck is supposed to deal with all these worms?! #wormageddon2017
Finally broke down and bought almond flour for pancakes. So glad I did. #suckitforevercreamcheesepancakes #keto
My two favorite girls bonding, despite Nala's Yasmine allergy.
Just pulled all of these out of my pocket. I clearly have a problem and it's not excessively dry lips.
Pretty dank #keto eats and Moana with a pretty dope lady. Aww yiss.
Got 9 months to get my shit together and bring this up 77% for Playa del Carmen. S'go! #duolingo #quierotodoslascervezas #notengoropaporlaplaya
According to the leader of the NSM, Hillary Clinton is Jewish, Martin Luther King Jr was a communist, and DMX has more substance. Hmm. #hatethyneighbor
My new bae. Fewer carbs and more alcohol than Michelob Ultra. #keto #drunkketo #drinkclean
Blind partisanship or genuine approval? Either way, East Texas is the worst.
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a group ice-ing courtesy of #NachoClubhouse . #CalvinsChristmas #yougottawantit #thesepicturesdontgetold
Rare Ghost Dog sighting on Likoma Island.
It ain't #CalvinsChristmas without a homemade Santa hat! #LakeMalawi #yougottawantit #thanksdelta