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Jen Bailey Bergen  Marketing Director @WXRYFM. Social media voice of @Adluh & @BlueCactusCafe Mom, wife, dog person, true crime nerd, schadenfreude fan #larryisreal 💙💚

The happier he is, the more he quacks out his #beansongs. I love dogsitting former fosters! Thank you @juliesturner for lending us your fur tubes for the weekend. 😍 Catch #StanleyPoochie in the background, in his constant state of "do I love this? is this terrifying? probably both?" #siriusblackbean #beanieturner #adopted #formerfoster #miniaturepinscher #chihuahua #blackandtan #rescuedog #fosterdog #dog #doge #doggo #rescue #fosterdogsofinstagram #adoptdontshop #adoptashelterdog #adoptarescuedog #instadog #instapet #doggie #dontbreedorbuywhileshelterpetsdie #rescuedogsofinstagram #dogstagram #theyregooddogsbrent

#surrenderdotdorothy weighed in at 3.75 pounds this week. Big gains in kittenville! At 14 weeks old, her hobbies include looking at me like this when she hears me pick up the laser pointer, trying to nurse my earlobes while I'm sleeping, 3am zoomies, and terrorizing the foster dog. 🐱 #kittendotcat #futurecat #kitten #kittensofinstagram #cat #catsofinstagram #dot

As is tradition on his birthday, here is the annual post on the topic of #Firstborn Was A Huge Baby Like No I Mean Really He Was Actually Genuinely Pics-Or-It-Didn't-Happen Huge.

Highlights include:
•This is an eleven pound #newborn, 5 hours old.
•He was 22 inches long/tall.
•Head circumference was 14.5 inches.
•Inset: Shortly before #labor started, THAT is The Belly™ associated with a #baby of the aforementioned size.
•I STILL had a second child (on purpose!).

What else would one give their #firstborn on his #21stbirthday? Cheesecake! I mean, OBVIOUSLY. Everybody knows it's the best kind of birthday cake... TWO TIERS of cheesecake, even. Thanks to #GreensBeverages for the assist with this fine selection of 21 #twentyfirstbirthday #birthday #minibottles. 🍸🤘

Propagation station for these once- leggy $1.99 #succulents. #plants

They just want to be left aloe-ne
#aloevera #aloe #plant #succulents #evergreen #perennial

#futurecat is now just over 12 weeks old, and yes, officially adopted (full name: Surrender Dorothy "Dot" Bergen) so for those of you prone to gloating, by all means, proceed. 😹
She's ridiculously adorable, ridiculously funny, and I'm wrapped ridiculously around her spotted little toe bean.
For example: No matter what she's doing, be it playing, trying to creep up on a dog, or even if she's in full-on "BITEYBITE! BITE ALL THE THINGS! BITEYBITE KICK GRAB GNAW!" mode, Dot can be calmed immediately by picking her up, cradling her like a baby, and SINGING TO HER SPOILED LITTLE FACE. She completely relaxes and gazes up at me the entire time, but it only works if what I'm singing is #HarryStyles' #SweetCreature. So far, no other songs work. 🙄 #sheadoptedme #kittendotcat #surrenderdotdorothy #kitten #kittensofinstagram #cat #caturday #surrenderdotdorothy

Look at this amazing human! 💙💚 #TeamFran #franandjenstrikeback #myrtlebeach2018 🏖️

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