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Tristan Tales  ⬆️watch my Stories! |adventure|comedy|creativity|Team 10| CA🌴STAY DIZZY! 🎩Merch: Fanjoy.co/Tristan 📧 tristan@tristantales.com


Get you someone who looks at you the way mosquitos looks at me

Me: "Come on in, the water's warm!"
Narrator: "the water was not warm."

New "Summer's Over" merch! Only available for two weeks! Link in bio🌴🌴🌴@talesshop

Happy Birthday to the most diabolical sister ever! @isatales love you!

The floor is water

Out here trying to find a shortcut to Friday. I'll report back shortly. |📷: @jessicache |

'Like' if you want me to win. 'Comment' if you want @matthieulange to lose😉
(📷: @jessicache)

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Stay dizzy my friends
|📷: @ari.weiss|

Every time I ride a horse I start talking in old English for like 3 fortnights cuz like thou must ride for thine liberty to engage in festivity am I right or am I right.

Do ur eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while until you realize you're staring at someone so you have to look somewhere else really quick or it'll get awkward? Cuz same. (📷: @jessicache)

Just realized I have no plans for what I'm doing in life but I do know EXACTLY what I'd do during the apocalypse so at least I've got that covered. new vlog link in biooooo

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