A pretzel that looks like a bagel that looks like a butthole
Little boy. Big jumps.
I've seen this idiot like a dozen times. It's a dodge that already has a dented drivers door. WTF. Former #yahooparking winner?
Stuck in an elevator. Seriously.
Hey there, Mary
I'll have to Google this. What's with the numbers?
First proper coffee in weeks. Thank you, Menza
Today's meeting room is a bomb shelter, literally. Metal sealed external door, escape hatch in one corner, vent shaft on one wall.