Men are dogs😃 "All men are dogs!" Oh, how I hate that line, it's funny sometimes, but after a few seconds I realise that I'm being insulted - seeing as I am a man, well I don't think I am yet - but I'm a male.
But, it has come to my attyention that that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard - well second to someone's else's words... Men are dogs:
They are capable of providing you with a loyalty that would stand the test of time... They're just like my puppies, they don't know who you really are, yet they are blindly loyal to you.
I've seen dogs who stand by the bedside of their owners,
I've seen my dad follow his pregnant wife everywhere,
I've seen men who piss off nurses when they stay longer than the visiting hours at hospitals. (If you find the right man, you'd get tired of his presence because he would never leave you... For he is a dog.) At the call of their name, they'll come running to you - drooling, just like every dog does as they stick their tongue out. - you just need to, ummm, call their name in a sexy tone.
Dogs are obedient if you give them treats, they'd obey you... Men obey, but just like dogs, they need motivation... Dogs offer a friendship that's genuine, true, they offer a friendship that honestly can never be broken, it's a rare trait, but some men will offer you a friendship like that, a friendship that will last as long their hearts can fair keeping them alive.
Just like dogs, some men are messy and leave their crap everywhere and you, you are left to clean up the mess... But that doesn't weaken your love for your dog... ahem, man, it's just part of the deal, isn't it?
Men are dogs, but why do you make it sound like a bad thing?
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