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us when someone suggests a late night diner run 🥓

how do I keep ending up in brooklyn

my boss very sarcastically suggested I have my birthday at Chuck E. Cheese.. who’s laughing now 🎂

the original pizza rat 🎈

here’s hoping the bridal party isn’t in purple #TheCarpinelloStorey 💜

went shopping for pantsuits came home with a crop top wife beater?

Ladies and gentlemen.. the pinnacle of my bloody sunday career 🙌🏼🍹

the annual barbe à papa 😋

✨ can I get one of those yule log style loop feeds of this on netflix please

remember when we met and planned to bail on our lives and move to Paris .. and then you actually did it 💕

got my life preservers right here

im all set thanks