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MMA BJJ MUAYTHAI BOXING JUDO  Welcome to the Strangle Squad, rule #1 don’t talk about The Strangle Squad. Rule #2 do not talk about The fucking Strangle Squad

Change the ending from “fake rat” to “leftist scum” or “alt right nazi”

"What do you mean you don't drink? I started drinking when I was your age!"

Drink every time Jon says “Im the real champ”. Drink everytime Cormier calls Jon a cheater. Drink every time Jon chirps Cormier about being short. Drink every time Cormier calls Jon “coke boy”

They even got the same last name boys and girls .... 🤔

What‘s the over under on Conor snatching Khabibs “interim”, or whatever the fuck it is, belt ?

“The clause specifically states the reduction in is given when the information given results in USADA or another body discovering or brining forward an offence/ violation. So Jones saying “I know this guys on Steroids” wouldn’t cut it. It almost certainly involved specific, detailed information about the supply or use of drugs. Jones is required to continue to provide this information or his suspension is reinstated” How would he have any information to snitch on the atheletes smart enough to not caught, if he took steroids “without his knowledge” 🤔 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“Ariel, I’ll look you dead in your eyes. I don’t like coke, I’m not a coke guy” - Jon Jones 2015

It really be like that that tho (@mcdojolife)

Top lad, you’re hired

Y’all ever heard that one bout the truck and the girl down by the river?

HAVENT YOU SEEN MY FIGHTS?! HE STRANGLED ME A MUTHERFUCKIN DIAZ STRANGLED ME

Got eeem

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