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Jessica Maynard  "Wild at heart and weird on top." There's a universe inside of my head. I think you've got one, too.

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Yesterday I gave myself a lobotomy with a shoot from a plant. Today I pulled a Sea Bass and stigmata-ed myself.
May need to wrap myself in bubble for the rest of the show. #fullcontactsetdec #ouch #bleeding #glamorouslife #mybossiswaybetterthanyours

I usually get super nauseous when I read in a moving vehicle but this one is soooooo good I can't stop! #readingincars #wheredyougobernadette #lovethisbook #readabook #nevermetaleopardprintididntlike #vans #notatthegoldrush

Sunburned af and haven't brushed my hair since Thursday. I love the beach! #vacation #curlyhair #wearsunscreendummy #pensacolabeach

Damn. He even steals my shade.
#ihavegoodtaste #whoworeitbetter

Band covering 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover. I think he realizes I probably was right... #pensacolabeach #vacationhadtogetaway🎶 #lovethisman #suchalovelyday @toomuchtoosoon

¡Vamos a la playa! #beachbound #yoyo #chihuahuasofinstagram

Another exciting day in Atlanta.

Consulting with my spiritual advisor. #yoyo #chihuahuasofinstagram #morningglory

What's better than a hike in the park at lunch on a beautiful Thursday? At this exact moment... not too much. #thursday #lunchhour #getoutside #getoutsidegeorgia #isthatpoisonivy #probably

My crew rules!! Great American Challenger on deck. #greatamericanchallenger #challengeaccepted #setdec #unhappyteamster #dicktruck #strapon

Work day ✅ workout ✅ and I'm tired af right now! #merightnow #fitnessblender #workoutcomplete reposted from @fitnessblender

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