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therock  Chivalrous gentleman.

What started off as a nice, relaxing "ah it's Sunday, let me go in here and get some light stretching in" turned into, Imma smash shit 'cause I'm a grateful man on this holiday weekend... plus I ate way too many brownies last night.

Grateful to grind.
#DaddysGottaGoToWork #MidnightBrownieComa

Just approved this bad ass 2018 CHASE GREATNESS look book of our #ProjectRock @UnderArmour products. This entire line (all training gear as well as newly designed training shoes) was inspired by my 1995/1996 grind of wrestling in flea markets and used car dealerships for $40 bucks per match all throughout the south.
Back then I had no idea where life would take me, but I did know when it came to struggle, I was always willing to lower my shoulder and keep drivin' thru that MF'r.
It's what we do.
Enjoyed designing this line of you. Let's get after it.
#EmbraceYourPast #FleaMarketsAndAll #ChaseGreatness #ProjectRock #UA #2018

Want to say thank you to my bud Tom Hanks for taking time out of his busy schedule as he's shooting with Spielberg in NY, to come by and help induct me into the #SaturdayNightLive 5 Timer's Club.
I look up to this man w/ such great admiration and respect. His work ethic, talent, humility and most of all his kindness. Values that are important to me. OG Hanks. What a legend.
Thanks again brother and see you down the road. 🤙🏾 #JohnsonHanks

Sending big luv and gratitude back at ya. I'm a lucky SOB to have the greatest fans in the world, and putting smiles on your faces and you having a blast at the movies is the best part of my job.
Thank you for #Baywatch luv and have a fantastic Memorial Day weekend!
#ChugginTequilaLikeItsWater #NowIGottaGetBackToWork #SlightBuzz 🤙🏾

We made #BAYWATCH🔥 for THE PEOPLE. And you're LOVING IT! THANK YOU! How bout the lady at the end kissing my cash and prizes area. 👄 😂

"Cause I'm f*ckin' strong". Fans ABSOLUTELY LOVING the movie. 👏🏾👊🏾🤙🏾

CONGRATULATIONS #RockTheGQCover winner Matt Henry @imperialbeachdad!
Matt's picture caught my eye (he has a huge battle scar on the side of his head) and his story grabbed my heart. Brother's fighting a brain tumor and lives each day to the fullest.
100% gratitude. That's a powerful place to be.
For winning, I bought out a theater for Matt and all his friends and family and they'll watch a special private screening of #BAYWATCH. All the popcorn and drinks on me. I can't pay for the weed though. 😂

Enjoy the movie brother, get ready to laugh your ass off and thank you for inspiring me to be better.
#MattHenry #RockTheGQCoverWINNER #BattleScarStrong 💪🏾 #BAYWATCH

When I bring my WME agent @bslater9 to set of #Rampage and tickle the shit outta him when he's trying to look cool for the pic.
Been a real honor building global enterprise with McGiggly Giggles here over the years.
He's the best in the biz.
Got ya brotha!
#McGiggly #BigBrownTickleMonster #BuildingGlobalEnterprise #ButNeverTooSeries 🌎

He doesn't get to say that.. he's just tan.

#YouPeople #DontGetThatAssWhuppedSon #BAYWATCH🔥

When I took this iconic absurdity of a picture in 1996 I was one year removed from sleeping on a used mattress I took from a garbage dumpster in the back of an hourly sex motel. Couldn't afford to buy a bed so we do what we gotta do to get by. You can imagine all the fun colorful bodily fluids I tried my best to clean off.
21 years later I'm taking the same photo backstage hosting #SaturdayNightLive for the fifth time. If you're going thru your own tough times "used mattress" stage, do your best to have faith things'll get better and always be willing to outwork your competition because you never know where life is gonna take you.
And ALWAYS remember to place a soft tissue under your left elbow as to protect the fabric of the cheap ass swag turtleneck that had you out here looking like a bad ass buff lesbian.
Oh and tuck the thumb in the fanny pack. Always tuck the thumb. 🤙🏾

🔥🔥 Surprise! *For the record there were no young kids in this theater.
We've been having special audience screenings of #BAYWATCH🔥 across the country and the people have been LOVING the movie, which is always the most gratifying part.
Last night, I surprised a packed house of about 500 fans who just finished watching #BAYWATCH🔥. You can literally feel the buzz in the air.
You can also feel my mind racing the moment the girls shout "I LOVE YOU" and of course, I find my way into saying,
I love you too. Well, you sound like someone I can love. A little horny. 😂
Hey, it's Baywatch, so it's all about the rated R FUN with audiences worldwide.
Love U back Atlanta and thanks for the warm welcome and having fun with us!
OPENS THIS THURS! (special s/o to my boy Rodney Carrington for the "drunk and horny" joke. One of my favs).

Lucky stuff. 🍀

Before every big performance (big scene in a movie, big event, Oscars etc) I always wear my lucky socks.
I have 5 or so pair that are in rotation.
For my big #SaturdayNightLive show this past weekend, I decided to go with my lucky STAR WARS socks. Harnessing the Force like the big ass turbo geek that I am.
As fate would have it, SECONDS after this pic was taken, one of my team members walks in my dressing room and says, "Hey JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg are right outside your door!" WTF!?! Was a total surprise.
I walked out, gave 'em both big hugs, they wished me luck and I told them to enjoy the show.
Real cool moment. Lucky socks rule. 🤙🏾

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