30 years ago today, this beautiful woman married this dorkie guy.
I have to say that it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I have to say that because she is watching me type this and has a rolling pin in her hand. Seriously she has hardly aged and can still fit in her wedding dress. I on the other hand have white hair, what’s left of it, ridiculously large eye bags, and still can’t fit in her wedding dress. I wish everyone in the world had what my wife and I have, then maybe we could all live in peace. I love my wife, that is what it says on the bumper sticker that she made me put on my car. She gave me the best gifts ever, my two beautiful daughters. She is my best friend, my adviser, which means she kicks me under the table when I say something inappropriate. My legs are permanently bruised BTW . And I love her more that anything, even if she doesn’t have a rolling pin. Happy anniversary sweetheart .