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Jeff Ross  Roastmaster General of the World. All my stand-up specials are right here... http://cc.com/jeffross

My prayers are answered for one show only... The Borgata in Atlantic City May 25th. 💦#BumpingMics

Happy 87th birthday to my favorite comic @daveattell. Don’t we look great together ? 🎂 #BumpingMics 🎂@netflixisajoke 🎂

William Stephenson backed me up on piano countless times and even on my first stand up special, “Lounge Lizards”. He had great comedic timing. He was almost always miserable. We also played poker together for years and he delighted in taking all my hard earned road money. He would MC a lot at the Comedy Cellar and shake his head in disgust when he realized Attell & I were about to go on and delay his trip home —which is where he passed away —probably doing what he loved... complaining. I’m gonna miss this funny grump.

This coming weekend in Phoenix will be 🔥. My first road gig in a long time and we are breaking in a new venue. Plus some surprises and special guests @benjiaflalo & @itsmejillkimmel 🌝 GOT ANY PHOENIX JOKES FOR ME?

@birbigs is having a moment. In fact his show “The New One” is a recollection of big moments from his life. It’s sucessful run on Broadway ends in ten shows. No singing. No dancing. No special effects. Just a man on stage ripping through his own soul for our laughing pleasure. Don’t waste a moment - see it before he’s on to “The Next One”. .............................................. #REPOSTSelfie @newonebway with @andrew.jarecki and @therealjeffreyross. They did #bumpingmics together which is AWESOME. Having the best time. TEN MORE SHOWS!!

I was curious about how the folks who actually live on the border feel about the building of (another) wall through their community. Between the laughs I learned a lot. You can stream “Jeff Ross Roasts The Border” for free at ComedyCentral.com then LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL in the comments. 🇺🇸

New “Thick Skin With Jeff Ross” podcast is up on ITUNES, SOUNDCLOUD OR LIBSYN. ✔️ It's 2019 and already Cousin Ed got engaged, “Bumping Mics” is a hit, President Trump shut down the government and Kevin Hart ghosted the Oscars. I’m back in The Bunker to talk about it all. I also share a few showbiz stories, and some great memories as we pay a Roast in Peace tribute to three legendary entertainers, Bob “Super Dave” Einstein, Daryl “Captain” Dragon and a great friend, Ernie Barry. Also joining me is actress and comedian Jasmin Leigh and Master illusionist Bernie Shine. Life is hard... let’s get through it together. #thickskinwithjeffross

My cousin JP from Jersey just turned 21. Please send him inappropriate dm’s 🥰 @jbird234

I got to meet Marilyn Manson last night and it was a lot like I expected. Happy birthday to the King Of The Beautiful People @marilynmanson 🖤

I love roasting Arizonans. 🔥

Has a blast in Vegas the other night surprising the #ControlledDanger crowd at the MGM ARENA. Thanks Dave Chappelle & John Mayer for inviting me to join them. My year ramps up January 18-20 in PHOENIX. Come get roasted on stage. Ticket info at RoastmasterGeneral.com

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