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Jeff Ross  The Roastmaster General 💜

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Best pic ever taken of me with my zipper down. You gotta check out the @chrisrock tour when it comes thru your town. His new show is BANGIN. 👊🏾Thanks for the killer pics @caitlynridenour #repost @chrisrock
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New Orleans was fire. Great to be back on the road

#Repost @ericfuckingandre
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Epic weekend. Final New Orleans show TONIGHT. 📸 by @caitlynridenour

Open mic night in New Orleans last night. Chris is here tonight and tomorrow night too. I'm gonna stick around cause he's the greatest, New Orleans is fun and I love being a comedian.

#TangledTheSeries premieres tonight on @disneychannel. Watch with your kids. Or watch with someone else's kids but that might be weird. Either way the show is great ! I play Hook Foot. They call him that because he has a hook for a foot. Duh.

No more healthcare? Laughter is the best medicine. Loving these new #davechappelle specials ! Thanks Doctor Dave ! Sincerely, Me, @jeremiahstandup @jbird234 @eddietunes @vinnyvogt

The Comedy Team of Jeff Ross & Dave Attell! 😊😉 MORE SHOWS COMING SOON.
Thanks to my buddy Dave for sharing the stage with me in PA & NJ this weekend. He always ups my game! 👥

And shout out to everybody who packed The Sands Casino in PA and The Borgata in Atlantic City. Great to be on the east coast. ✌🏾#soldout

Grateful to my fans like @ausso who have been sending me posts like this. Whether you're rich or just surviving, making a donation to people who have nothing will make you feel like a million bucks. #mealsonwheels was so important to me when I had nothing (see my previous post). Xo Jeff and @mealsonwheelsamerica

My grandpa Pop Jack was so funny and we were best friends. He looks healthy and happy here in my high school bedroom but later on after I graduated college I struggled to make a living while also taking care of him. He got cancer and I hated leaving him alone all day while I took the bus into New York City. His memory and body started failing. Each day while I was gone a volunteer from Meals On Wheels brought him a hot meal and checked up on him. We had no other options. I would not have made it through that period of my life with my sanity intact if it weren’t for this incredible organization. Today when I saw the plan to cut funding for Meals On Wheels I started crying thinking about all the old, sick and forgotten people who may have to struggle even harder now. If you’re not one of these people consider yourself lucky and make a donation to #MealsOnWheels . You’ll feel great afterwards! Love, Jeff

This weekend marks the road return of the comedy team of Ross & Attell. I think our shows this weekend at The Borgata in Atlantic City and the Sands Casino in Pennsylvania are sold out but come by anyway and drink. Maybe Dave and I will agree to do more dates together soon. Problem is Dave hates splitting the money and I hate splitting the food. Oh yeah and we are bringing @sammorril to open and to keep us from fighting. Art by @kiiarens of course.

If you love comedians you gotta watch "Crashing& #34; . Congrats to @peteholmes on getting picked up for more episodes. It's such a funny and authentic show. Judd asked me to film an impromptu cameo during the first episode and we took this picture on set. It's rare that I'm the best looking guy in a photo but here's certified proof. #crashing

Snow day? Snuggle up and stream my stand up specials, "JEFF ROSS ROASTS CRIMINALS" and "JEFF ROSS ROASTS COPS" both on @comedycentral or @itunes 🚨🚨🚨🚨✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

Couldn't resist this shot of my pal Fred Willard alongside his pal Martin Mull. It was great to see them. They once hosted a hilarious fake talk show that my dad and I watched together when I was a kid called "Fernwood Tonight" . I just remember laughing a lot with my dad even though I was young and didn't get most of the jokes. Fred and Martin's attitudes were unique. Do any of you remember that show? Years later they reunited to play groundbreaking gay characters on the popular sitcom "Roseanne& #34; . That's Fred's wife Mary beside him in the pic. It was her 70th birthday party and she had 300 of us dress up as beloved TV characters. She went as Mrs. Howell from Gilligan's Island and Fred dressed like Thurston Howell. Next to her is the dynamic and unstoppable 70's icon Joanne Worley who graciously dressed up as herself and sang a few hilarious songs. If that wasn't enough Andy Kindler worked the room dressed like Seinfeld's puffy shirt, Peter and Laurie Marshall dressed like The Avengers and Todd Thicke dressed up as his brother's character from Growing Pains. We laughed, we cried, we ate, we tipped the valet. Oh, and of course I went dressed as iconic American sex symbol Mr Clean.

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