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Hannah Simone  Twitter: @hannahsimone / My BFs' Instagram: @havecatzwilltravel/ almost all photos by @jessegiddings

NBD JUST MY ENTIRE LIFE CHANGED 7 YEARS AGO TO THE DAY IM LIKE BEING SUPES EMOTIONAL AND EATING ICECREAM AND SPIRALING BECAUSE STARS THEY’RE JUST LIKE US.

DON’T MAKE ME ASK YOU TWICE. #OwnYourVote

I wonder if acute agoraphobia triggered by half grown out bang trauma is covered under my healthcare plan? Anywhoo I left my house on Sunday and I’m v v v thankful for my dears @marinagravani and @nickichestnut for coming over when I said I was just gonna do my own hair and makeup and then they screamed/said NO GIRL LET US PROFESSIONALS HELP YOU WITH THAT FACE THAT HASNT SEEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND THAT COWLICK. 📸 by the always ready @jessegiddings.

An amazing Sunday afternoon with these phenomenal human beings. Thank you @sammybarrynews for having me at the @glamourmag x @toryburch #WomenToWatch party. You even let my half grown out wayward bangs come and they mostly behaved.

Me sitting boooooooooored through dinner until someone asks me about any reality show ever. OH IM SO HAPPY TO SHARE MY FORTY THOUSAND THEORIES AND OPINIONS ABOUT THESE PEOPLE I DONT KNOW.

Found this photo from when New Girl got picked up and they brought us together as a cast to take photos that they would put on billboards and they were like cool cool Hannah just give us the look of what your character is and my response was resting bitch face morningnoonandnight because you gotta work with what you got

Smashed the dub.

Have I told you that my brother @ponderossa is an international Bollywood movie star? I mean he has never shot a movie but he calls everyone Boss, rocks aviators non stop and has perfect hair which are the main indicators of a Bollyweird mooooovie star right? Comparatively, I am an American TV actor. You can see how a photograph accurately reflects our star power. #themoviestarandthehoodedtroll

Dear Internet, Question for you. How offensive is this clip? Deciding whether to leave my house and go into the real world and realize the clip has the power to incite looks of horror. Should I make a sharpie T-shirt that details my plight of currently growing out my bangs? Should I wait for the TMZ photo that labels me as “obviously gone insane.” Also how did these clips become so powerful? Please advise, Simoners xo

AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED I COMPLETED THE CROSSWORD AND IT WAS THE BEST CROSSWORD. #hitmovie #sayitagain #HITMOVIE

Words can’t express how in love/ proud/ inspired I am by this incredible mother, mentor and friend @rebeccabenenati. Just took a yoga class at her beautiful new space @wellbornbirthdoulaservices. Go there if you like to/ want to feel good ❤️❤️

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