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Hannah Simone  Twitter: @hannahsimone / My BFs' Instagram: @havecatzwilltravel

Just sitting here watching the news on mute humming my favorite song
🎀 Look inside your tiny mind
Then look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired
Of all the hatred you harbour
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch
Do you get a little kick
Out of being small minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well, that's not how you find it
Do you really enjoy
Living a life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where your soul should be
You're losing control a bit
And it's really distasteful 🎀 #lilyallenwokeonamericarightnow

This is my happy face because my best friend abducted me from my house at 2 am and took me to my favorite diner for pancakes and waffles for absolutely no reason while the waitress got super annoyed at me for just draining cup after cup and the huge meatheads sitting next to us tried to find out what was vegan in a place that almost exclusively serves pastrami. #mylosangeles #lovemeasurlywaitress #veganmeatheads

Happy birthday to my Morny Morn!!! We took this photo when we were babies driving in some transport van to some weird location to act like total clowns in some crazy mess around and really nothing has changed in six years xo #getdatcake

Waking up to all 800k of you got me like 😊 πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

When your three best friends are cats so you decide to spend your Sunday going through lipsticks and lashes asking for their opinion on which lewk is the best to binge watch HGTV makeover shows in. #loveitorlipstick with @havecatzwilltravel πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ‘„πŸ πŸ”¨

There are Leos and then there is everyone else. #maneattraction #oldladybirthdayphoto #hairinspiredby @havecatzwilltravel 🦁

Found this photo of @mrdamon2's last day as Coach and as you can see we were both EQUALLY BROKEN UP about him leaving the show. #coldheartedcoach #buthecamebackdo #dontbelievethatsmile

A year ago I was screamsinging A Chorus Line at the Hollywood Bowl while I commuted to Vancouver to play an assassin alongside @schwarzenegger. This year I'm sitting in my house with three cats trying to figure out if I should nap now or in an hour from now. Getting old is real. #leobaby #birthdayrealness #fourdaycountdown #august3rdistheword

I still can't believe that I somehow stumbled into a job that let me live in Fiji for a month.... was a total dream that didn't involve a single day of "work". Still feels totally surreal. Thank you @tsanchez14 for sending that text that kick started it xo

How I deal with the heat. All black everything. πŸ’‰πŸ’‰.

I went to university for six years, have two degrees and when I read the paper I only pull out the comics, the crossword and the horoscope sections. My dad is real proud.

Looking at this Princess Jasmine Aladdin movie casting like y'all better not mess up my favorite Disney movie of all time 😐 #igotexpectations #indiangirlraisedinthemiddleeast

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