theparadoxotaur theparadoxotaur

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Aaron Williams  Everything is a paradox.

http://www.truthsquared.wordpress.com/

What kind of spring water do you drink? Nice spring water.
#springwater #nice #water #yum

Bill Nye, you deceitful charlatan.
#billnye #dolphlundgren #lies #howdareyou #icallshenanigans

When you actually need to specify. I mean one is a caricature and one is a character.
#trumporeasterbunny

Way closer than I ever wanted to be to a lighting storm while being eye level with it.
#lightning #crazy #lightningstorm #onaplane

You're a paraplegic Harry.
#harrypotter #hogwarts

I mean, it's not wrong.
#inspirational #nomorepeople #savetheplanet

Bout to devour some shrimp!

Was told I looked like an assassin.
#coolpic #assassin #hoodie #hooded

Happy 2017!
#2017 #2k17 #666 #herewego

When even fortune cookies are trolling you. #fortunecookie #trolling #stop

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