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Nick Cody  Comedian. Dickhead. As seen on heaps of shit. 2019 Tour "Old Mate" On Sale Now. Tix link below. X

When I was 16, my Grandma said to me "You're a Cody. Half the Cody's lose their money in bars & pubs and the other half make their money in bars & pubs.
You're going to end up in them, just try and be on the right side financially." So as I sit in another one with my newborn son, before heading off to a different one to do a gig, I think to myself, "Should we have given him my wife's surname"

Sauvignon Blanc is French for Grape Beer. Very tasty.
📸: @iamcameronjames

Home alone.

Hey, soon to be parents. Nobody tells you they can fall asleep looking like the fuckin' Undertaker.

Today at Channel 9, they've dressed me as a bloke that loves negative gearing.

Greasy ponytail on a man. Suss cunt.
Of course he killed his dad over a video game. Nerd.

Thanks to those that have told me they spent more time flying than me this year.
This is Virgin Platinum four years running.
One year doesn't mean shit. I'm Tom Brady up in this shit.

King In The Air.
Only did 5 days in the sky this year, didn't even try and look at that shit.

My 2019 Old Mate Tour. Look at those cities.
All on sale now. Link in bio.
Yewww. More to come. X

Stay hydrated.

Beers and fights.
#UFC231

First Christmas party for the lil man. He's pumped.

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