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The Multi Dad - Paul Tremain 🤓  Pics: Real life dadding with multiple kids Captions: Sometimes for your entertainment. Dad to: Finn & twins, Nelly & Teddy. Husband to: @themultimama

TV ... I know It's a controversial one for some parents, but we do let our twins and Finn watch programmes at key points in the day (Match of the day, News at 10, Panaroma... That kinda thing 😂) but are cautious to manage just how much ...bit like my alcohol intake 😂...BUT, if the TV does go on... It can ONLY be kids TV...(the Panaroma thing was a joke 😀) ... Along with the Multibruv they 'own it' so it's an all or nothing situation, luckily Finn is mostly obsessed with building things and the twins just love scooting around the house when at home running into doors, skirting boards or any other furniture 😁... I haven't watched sky sports for more than 10 mins for over a year but I am confident I could reel off the sky channel numbers along with their schedule for every kids channel there is... 😂 #twins #twinning #parenting #finn #kidstv #dadlife #parentalcontrol #mykids #doubletrouble #themultidad

Is it acceptable to bath the twins wearing a bin liner or even upscaling to something more 'nigara falls' visitor in style ... The poncho!!? 😂...I might have to put this to an insta- story poll but bathtime is getting crazy, I have been drier in a hot tub and by the end of the bath I am just down to ...well.... Anyway... less clothes than I started with..in particular wet denim is not cool is it!? ...The weekend bathtime shifts fall to me whilst @themultimama showers the Multibruv in our room before bed but I am convinced they aren't this keen on splashing her... they seem to chat and conspire ...its very cute listening to say attempt to say each others name now though .....but back to important matters.... bin liner or poncho liner? 😂
#bathtime #soaked #twins #twinbond #poncho #dadlife #weekends #fun #babies #twinning #cute #mischief #doubletrouble #parenting #themultidad🤓

Wow what a blast we have had tonight - first raiding the fridge for milk(see last post) and now we are staying on the theme of kitchen but moving on to white goods .. love a white goods chat... Why do they do this? What possibly could be of any interest in here? I am sure your all relieved to see I have a 10 year parts warranty though should a baby happen to mess with my spin cycle 😆...#teddy #washingmachine #crazychild #babyboy #dads #mums #babylife #dadlife #whitegoods #babymischief #parenting #fun #friday #themultidad🤓

Nelly and Teddy decided the post dinner babychinos just weren't delivered swift enough so had to take matters into their own hands!! Milk is like the equivalent of petrol to them, they run on it but their MPG isn't as good as some of the competition in market 😃.... They had a big weigh in today with Teddy Rocket coming in around 24lbs and Nelly still in the heavyweight division after a solid start to the winter season on the carbs at around 27lbs. If eBay did a 'buy it now' for new backs I would defo purchase...🤔... Maybe Amazon prime can deliver tomorrow? Oh and if they can throw in a milk delivery too that would be great 👍... #heavybabies #backpain #twins #milkmonsters #dadlife #babyweights #fun #babyboy #babygirl #picoftheday #lifeoftwins #twinbond #babychino #babies #parenting #themultidad🤓

If family meal choices have become as routine as your daily commute then read on... The truth (I think...🤔) ...is we repeat the same meals on the 'menu' each week because it's easy, in our comfort zone and our kids like it, BUT above all we are all too busy with a massive inflatable B to extend our thinking outside of the box...so, to continue on the theme of boxes, if I said you could change up your 'menu' at home and get a weeks worth of nutrious meals, which you can choose online with the click of button from a range of 30 dishes...AND with all the ingredients precisely measured and included in a .....yes, you guessed it... A BOX!! ... sound good? And this box is from @goustocooking ... But... if that hasn't quite got you thinking @goustocooking could be your new best friend, there is one other thing that I think comes in the welcome pack when you become a parent ..... The love for a discount code 😂 .... So, to help you on your way - here is a discount code ... PAUL60M ...that gets you 60% off your first box + 30% off all other boxes in your first month! We had great fun with ours ..the twins loved their Cottage pie topped with sweet potato and I hope you do too! (Ad) #UnboxPossibility #twins #familymeals #menu #mealtimes #foodinspiration #parents #babies #dads #mums #themultidad

AD| The gap between dinner and bedtime with Finn and the twins is like crossing the M25 without a lolly pop lady… potentially very dangerous, so after the big clear up has finished @nickjr.uk and #ShimmerandShine are often the ‘go to’ distraction that entertains all three of them … oh, and us of course.. 🤓 ….I think Nelly & Teddy particular like it as Shimmer and Shine are also twins, so as you can see (swipe) it feels like they have a big wish to magically transport themselves into the world of Shimmer and Shine .....Good news for other fans of the show, there is also a great new series on right now which is running weekdays at 6.30pm on @nickjr.uk .... but for now, I need a decent screen cleaner for the TV :-) #familytime #fun #magical #twins #twinbond #finn #parenting #mummy #daddy #themultidad

Having twins and a fournager is like shopping at Waitrose every day for 365 days a year, it's a great experience, plenty of nice coffee, people smile at you all the time... BUT ... it's expensive, so in my attempt to retire by 50, I have Finn hitting a 100 golf balls a day, set to increase to 200 in the new year and the twins are in training for the niche sport of synchronised twinning which is set to make the 2025 Olympic games!! Any sponsors want to fund their training regime 😂 #twins #picoftheday #synchronised #olympictwins #twinning #cute #babygirl #babyboy #fun #dadlife #parenting #twinsandmultiples #themultidad🤓

I shouldn't find it funny... but I do....Twins... Special bond you say... Oh yeah 100%... But you see we have a challenge... They are wired the same so want the same... ALL THE TIME!! We have three of these chairs but they want THAT one!! 😂 Luckily for you, this is just a still image and not a video because the noises were like the sound you hear in the middle of the night when two foxes are squabbling!! LOUD ! If you have a dislike for your baby crying, next time they go on one... Just think.... It could be worse 😂

#doubletrouble #twins #twinbond #twinningtuesday #babies #loud #funny #dads #mums #themultidad🤓

Sometimes after a big night on the goats milk, the world can seem a little bright in the mornings ... Introducing 'Nel Bands' ...for the baby diva in you!! 😎😍 #showbiz #mornings #notraybans #babygirl #sunglasses #nelly #diva #twins #daughter #daddysgirl

Doing the buggy walk to get the twins off to sleep is standard weekend dad duty for me along with the other 500 dad's doing it in my local town... You pass each other with the 'dad nod' of approval... The same nod you used to give when you admired someone's set of alloy wheels when you were 18 and sat in a nightclub car park 😆 ... Is it the same for mums!? Do you do the 'mum nod' except maybe the comparison with alloy wheels is different when you were 18?! #dadlife #weekends #twins #dadduty #twinsandmultiples #twinning #dads #walking #babies #mums #parents #buggywalk #dadnod #themultidad🤓

The Multibruv took this pic and cropped out the quiff... I think it's the start of him seeding the embarrassing dad stuff!! 😩 ...following my post last night about how straight forward bedtime was, as you can expect 'insta karma' hit home hard today... An hour after this milk we set off in the car for a short trip to a park ...2 minutes before arrival Nelly vomited the contents of the day EVERYWHERE!! ... The clean up roadside was superbly narrated by Finn who mentioned approximately every 43 seconds that it 'smells daddy' ... Yes... Thank you Captain obvious 😆 normal service quickly resumed and I promise to never report anything good that has happened again ...smug twat 😜👍 #twins #dadlife #milk #babies #twinbond #twinsofinstagram #parenting #mykids #karma #saturday #dadduties #themultidad🤓

Does anyone know if there is an insurance policy that parents of multiples can take out in the event of dropping a baby?! .....😁🤔.. I am pleased to share with you that I didn't drop them on this occasion (one day!!) and tonight has been one of the easiest bedtimes in months, an exhausted Multibruv after a long week at school and twins who have napped like cats all day makes for zero meltdowns and zero protests.. and that includes @themultimama 😜....why can't it always be like this!? ...just sleep through now and I will be convincing myself we have turned 'the corner' 😆 #dadlife #twins #twinbond #brothers #sister #finn #babies #friday #twinsandmultiples #fatherof3 #familylife #parenting #cute

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