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Melissa Rauch  Twitter: @MelissaRauch

I was trying to be very serious as @kaleycuoco and I were doing very serious work business at the pharmaceutical company in tonight's new episode of @bigbangtheory_cbs but I apparently don't know the difference between being serious and sleeping. 😐😴

With all the rain in LA, I’ve been thinking a lot about the old man in ”It’s Raining, It’s Pouring.” He was snoring. Fine. Lots of old men do. But then he went to bed...and bumped his head. How did this happen? Was it on the way to bed? In bed? Did he have a nightmare, wake up all hot and scared, go downstairs for a glass of warm milk, trip over the little tray table he left out from when he was eating his Salisbury Steak TV dinner (that he only likes for the tiny cherry cobbler dessert square) while watching Columbo reruns and bump his head on his recliner right where the fabric ripped in turn exposing a piece of hard metal and thus making that bump a real doozy? Is this why he couldn’t get up in the morning?!?! Or is he just lazy and didn’t feel like getting up? Is there any relation to the aforementioned snoring...is this a sleep apnea thing? Or are we just going to continue singing about the fact that he may be kaput? DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON THE OLD MAN?!

Oh how I ❤️ @haleyluhoo 💕 Such a treat getting to love up on her at the #criticschoiceawards tonight. Grateful that although I may have spent a summer corrupting her while shooting #thebronze - she remains the epitome of joy & light.

Tremendous congratulations to #ChuckLorre on his @criticschoice Creative Achievement Award! So wonderful to be there with these beautiful people to celebrate him and his incredible body of work. ⭐️

So excited to work on this really cool thing that I’ll tell you about soon, but for now I’ll mysteriously be mysterious and just post this mysterious picture mysteriously. #mysteriouslymysteriousmysteries

Watch what the hat says tonight! (If you can’t read it it says, “All New Big Bang Theory!” Okay, it doesn’t say “All New” but it is - so watch!) ☺️

Loved having these two incredibly wonderful gentlemen @seanastin @kalpenn at @bigbangtheory_cbs Both as kind and all around awesome as they are talented! Which as you all know is very very very very very!!

Putting on our best Neck Bands for @bigbangtheory_cbs tape night! @sanctionedjohnnygalecki 💝

When there’s a camera in your fake diploma... @bigbangtheory_cbs

Blueberry Muffins (Gluten and Dairy Free)! 💙 Last time I posted a food pic some of you asked for the recipe. So, here's my recipe for these below. I feel bad telling you all what to do, but I guess that's how a recipe works, right?

1 cup almond flour
1 cup oat flour
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/3 cup sugar (I used coconut sugar)
2 eggs
3 tablespoons walnut oil
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1 tablespoon honey or date syrup
About 1 tsp of orange or lemon zest (Sorry, I didn't measure that out exactly so zest as much or as little as your heart desires)
1 cup of fresh or frozen blueberries (I used a little less because I ran out due to the fact that I was eating them as I was making these. Don't judge me)! Preheat oven to 350. I feel so bossy.
Mix dry ingredients and wet ingredients separately. Mix them together. Mix it all up. DO IT! I said, MIX IT! Okay, now I'm enjoying telling you what to do... Fold in blueberries. GENTLY!! That's not gentle enough! What are you trying to do...beat up a blueberry?! What kind of monster are you?! Pour into greased muffin cups or use liners. If you're like me, you will make a mess of the pan and get the batter all over the place (see my stories...but not now! Finish this first! Focus!)
Bake for 20-25 minutes. I don't know your life and how your oven works, so just stick a toothpick in there to see if it's ready. Enjoy!! I mean it...you better enjoy those suckers!

#FBF and also #FashionFriday obvi because I’m clearly nailing this look while filming last night’s @bigbangtheory_cbs ep. 📷 cred: @a.ayers10

Reflection(s) 💻@bigbangtheory_cbs

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