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themalehoe themalehoe

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The Male Hoe 🐧  πŸ’ͺMy sock game is stronger than yours 🐢 Pugs, not drugs 🌞 California

The late night presents are always my favorite presents

Little man's already got life figured out

She knows what's up

Yes or no?

This one cut deep 😭😭😭

She's one good stretch away from those things poppin out

I mean a change is a change 🀷

"Why is there three cups in the sink?" "Who tilted this pillow four degrees to the right?" "Why'd you take the trash out? What don't you want me to find??"

But I luhhhhh you 😭😭😭 and Samantha .. and Tiffany .. and Brittany. But you was my number 1 😭😭😭

And yea yea yea I already know. Half of us men ain't got dicks big enough to be titty fuckin. That ain't really my style anyways. Just rubbing ya dick between some titties while she look like she bobbin for apples tryna suck the tip πŸ˜‚

I mean I'm really not trying to go to the restaurant alone so whatevs

You know damn well you're gonna lead him on and get free drinks for you and your girls alllll night

Y'all need to cut that shit out. I can't get through my IG or snap stories without seeing a female posting someone's unsolicited dick pic. Fuckin dicks everywhere.

Me when I start seeing all the sappy posts

I like to think this is how I leave them, but who knows 🀷

Apparently it was water but she chugs both the same so 🀷

Ugh you females and your constant need for attention 😩

That's like the best worst feeling in the world


Those are my favorite kind of Tinder profiles

Y'all act like prefacing the bad news with that gives you a free pass or something πŸ™„

Dropping hints like

Definitely a trap I'd fall into 😩😩😩

Slap you and call you my dirty little what??

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