The struggle to not be an asshole is daily for me. Best gift from @jasonpolan Did you send one to @realdonaldtrump ? I don't want to give mine up but I also do want this to be effective. Happy Saturday My neighbors are having a party for kids with a jumpy house. I am fine. We live super close. ✌🏼️
When you gotta die for the bolognese but you resurrect for some random Swedish biker guys at the bar. @brittanyfurlan 📷
7:44 am Tuesday whatever the date is. I feel like I am gonna get into it with everyone today. My neighbor is taking up 2 parking spaces and my check engine light is on. To be fair it's been on for like 4 months.
1:33 pm Monday. Just started a new job. Got lost in the parking lot. @flynnskye sent me this dress and I sweat through the pits because I have sweating problem. Just threw a Snapple at myself. See the ball be the ball. ( Trump blows balls)
I gotta low key wait here for this person. Also am just exhausted from 2017 as a thing.