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Liz Carey  I was told there would be cake

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Drawing of my dad before he left to get cigarettes. He also told me "Everything after 13 is downhill"
Who knew he was right 🤔

So....anyway pretty,pretty hard for me to leave this conversation area. I want to be on this level in a very bad way.

Just went to the Sprint store.

Welp, it's officially a shit show. Can't buy cold medicine without assistance but can buy a shit ton of rifles. I was thinking - what might make someone smile. Boom 💥 right away I thought - A snap of Michael Bolton and me with some unfortunate home cut bangs- this was after he cut his hair too but I am trying. We ain't going down. ✌🏼

I'm fine. Nothing's wrong. I am going to adopt a dog.

Nope. None of it is.
🖤

I have had 4 espressos and a Benadryl.
Hi.
🔪

Scared to turn on anything.
The news, social media,the water,the toaster,myself? 🖤

This was a video I made for @jimwalrod1 months ago.
One of a million dumb jokes we shared. He was also one in a million. I am absolutely heartbroken to hear of his passing.We will #fucktrump Jim for you and for always. He would have enjoyed the awkward wording of this. Life is so short- the best people seem to exit all too quickly. 🖤
#jimwalrod#fucktrump

My shrink specializes but parking is tricky.

This is all we have left. Ivanka Trump has no idea what the word "otherwise" means and the world is melting. I'm just over here pointing out the window 👉🏻with my face pressed to the glass cuz you can't breath the air outside eating Xanax out of an Altoids tin.

I'm great.
I'm actually super good....
Can't wait to dive into Monday.
Can you roll your eyes so far into the back of your head that you feel the strain ?

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