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Julia Segal  Mario Testino took all of these pictures.

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Thanks for making me a mom and not voting for trump.

When you're the only colic baby at the party.

Life has been hard these days, colic has been kicking my family's ass but here we are getting through everyday with love, trying not to think too much about the President, the end of the world or the fact that my newborn has DJ Khaled hair.

Hat game TOO STRONG? πŸŽ©β›‘πŸ‘‘πŸŽ“πŸ’ͺ🏽

He has 2 nicknames "Eggs" cuz his farts are so bad and "Kini" cuz like Sam Kinison he has no problem screaming in your face. I love him. 😍

πŸ›’πŸ›’for 🍊🍊🍊

THE NUMBER ONE MISTAKE PROFESSIONAL WOMEN MAKE? Not high fiving dudes after sex? according to this picture???

Oh cool smells like farts

When u have a new baby u may as well Anne Geddes the shit out of him. Welcome to the world Ozzie Samuel Jones, sorry it's such a shit show.

When u really love trucks...

This must be how to feels to find out your 12 year old just pierced her own belly button...

Just 2 dope boys in Cadillac (teacup)

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