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Sam πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§  I am in fact 108 years old

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Taken shortly before I parachute ambushed a Thai boat driver and looted the deck for old rags and a cuttlefish πŸ¦‘πŸš€
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Ready for takeoff to destroy worlds πŸ‘™πŸ€– πŸš€
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The Dubai desert offers the perfect ratio of me to people πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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Not entirely sure why people insist on slapping 'take me back' underneath a holiday photo weeks later.. No I won't take you back. Pay for your own plane ticket you scrounging little gypsy 🀢🏼🏝
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My offspring. Floating. Without a cairn the world. Ha. πŸ€“
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Not entirely sure what he was running from but I'm sure it was devilish and was in fact crystal meth πŸ‘Ί
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Fly away, my pretties. Come back to me when you're old enough to buy me cocaine and wipe me after I've soiled myself at the family dinner πŸ‘ΌπŸΌ
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Finally finished my lego cityπŸ˜… πŸ’πŸ«πŸ›£πŸ₯🏬🏒🏣
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Mommy why is there a drone flying above our shanty hut? Oh don't worry dear, that's not a drone, that's my stillborn child I attached to a party balloon. Happy birthday 😊
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Many boats. 21, in fact. Plural: boat. Boating; to boat πŸ›Ά
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Well this is alright πŸ›Ά
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By the way, I'm editing this on Instagram in direct sun so I can't really see my phone screen. If it's crap then block and report me 🚫
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Can't beat a bit of minimalism on an Easter Sunday. #stopwishingmehappyeasteridontcareaboutyourgodoreggs πŸ‘Ί
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Prizes (TBA) awarded for the clever shrews who correctly identify where these otherworldly worlds are in the world πŸ¦‚πŸŒ
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