thegermaine thegermaine

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Sam πŸ˜ŽπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§  I don't much care for your selfies

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Fun activity time: count the lights and leave your answer below. Winner will get a free used pillow πŸ›‹
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Obviously it wouldn't be Mother's Day if it wasn't plastered on the internet so a big thanks to @caroleg49 for birthing me 26 years ago, as payment, I've allowed you to live out your lifelong dream 🍷
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Pleased to report that my womb beast is gestating nicely ⛄️
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That's great and everything but your objective is somewhat unclear. Here's a leaflet πŸ“–
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Very impressed with my new trampoline πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ€ΈπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ
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Spotted this tiny little boat floating aimlessly in the sea whilst flying back to my nest the other day πŸ¦‘πŸ¦†
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Not sure why I've suddenly found myself doing 'real& #39; photography but I'll certainly be subscribing to a weekly newsletter on shutter speed upon my return πŸ€΅πŸΌπŸ“š#whatlensdoyouusethough
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Finally settled down to binge watch Netflix. All that's missing is my pizza, wifi, cat videos, pumpkin spice and my Ugg boots ❀ #helpimabasicbitch .
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Couldn't quite get the mouse trap ready in time for @richardyarnall so I sat and waited for him to finish his enormous bread roll before blasting his limbs off with a BB gun πŸ’ͺ🏼πŸ’₯πŸ”«πŸ’£πŸ”Ž
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Looks like that'll cause a bit of a- jam. HAHAHA 😐
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#throwbacktuesday to when I was a princess for the weekend πŸ‘°πŸΌ
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I would like to speak to a manager- I am VERY lost indeed 😀
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