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J Chris Newberg  Wouldn't it be cool if our exes were as cool as the songs that reminded us of them. Writer producer comedy person

Here I was doing a spot at The Titanic Improv right before it went down. As you can see I played til the very last minute because I was having a good set. The people seem to be enjoying it as well. After this I made a mad dash for the lifeboats. The rest of the night is a blur. #grammys #models #likesomanymodels #allthemodels #someoneshouldgetmoremodels #yogamodel #lamodels #nymodels #yoga #yoda #nymodels #lamodels #fitness #fitspiration #organic #friends #ootd #fitspiration #selfie #fitmodel #money #motivation #ootn #pets #tumblr #grammys #cat #nofilter #tbt

If you’re going out tonight, please swing by 2011 when for some reason I died my hair and my beard. I’m pretty sure you can find me at gas station selling you lottery tickets and smokes. How did someone not fight me? Yikes. I would have. I think this is right before I tried to pay someone for sex with a personal check. #models #likesomanymodels #allthemodels #someoneshouldgetmoremodels #yogamodel #fashionmodel #lamodels #nymodels #yoga #yoda #nymodels #lamodels #fitness #fitspiration #organic #friends #ootd #fitspiration #selfie #fitmodel #money #motivation #ootn #pets #tumblr #grammys #cat #nofilter #tbt

Promoting yourself is annoying, but F it. I find out tomorrow if I made second ballot. The odds are a billion to one, but today I am still eligible. Win or lose is not a question. The record has been top ten on Billboard for over 7 months. I kinda won because this means I’ll get to make another one. Plus I get to go because I am invited. And yes, I will wear a tux with Converse..... #models #likesomanymodels #allthemodels #someoneshouldgetmoremodels #yogamodel #fashionmodel #lamodels #nymodels #yoga #yoda #nymodels #lamodels #fitness #fitspiration #organic #friends #ootd #fitspiration #selfie #fitmodel #money #motivation #ootn #pets #tumblr #grammys #cat #nofilter #tbt

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