So long Monte Carlo, we hardly knew ye. I wanted to drive this car into the ground, not into the ass end of another car. Long story short, poor road work signage combined with the fact that the cars just ahead of me already crashed leaving me no time to react. Slammed on my brakes, swerved, no luck. WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEATBELTS! They really do save lives, Mrs. Monte Carlo saved mine. I'm fine, just a little sore.