Please send love, good vibes and if you're religious, prayers for my best friend in the world since we were little dorks, @sammycro33 who was recently diagnosed with cancer (...but the tumors were discovered and misdiagnosed when the fucktart doctor didn't have enough sample to test so she decided "inconclusive" meant "benign" all the way back in 2012😡😢). Sam will be going in for her first of many appointments today to make a game plan to beat this thing. Enjoy these throwback pics of us in our various stages of awkwardness and take note of the fact that we never became any being less weird or full of love. Sam was quite literally the only person other than my mom that told me I was even remotely attractive growing up (she saw it deep down somehow because I was ugly af 😭) and she was also the one who told me a million times since we were little that I was HILARIOUS to her. Sam is 100% the reason I decided to go after acting and modeling when assholes we grew up with literally mocked the idea and made fun of me for not being their idea of beautiful. She was and is the voice in my head giving my blind confidence and self esteem, and she is damn sure the reason I decided to show my weirdness and true personality to the world and go after comedy. Not only does she motivate and inspire me.. she and I were strange children together and it formed who I am, funny or just unusual lol. She and I were Pokémon playing band geeks together, fake calendar making interviewers at middle school dances together😂😂... sk8boarding punk ass biznotches together (that was her aim screenname😭😂)... proudly straight edge virgins together through high school (while townie hoes were getting fucked at 12 and teasing us for not being the same way) for no one other than ourselves, together.. dabbled in our own destruction and corruption together.. spread our wings and grew into young women together.. and we will die together, old, cackling grannies, playing pranks on normal people and blaming it on the kids in town. I mean hey, her son is a year old now, by then maybe he will have some grandkids for us to blame. I'll start plotting our reign of terror and hilariousness now.