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Alexandra Ortiz  Proud air Force veteran๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ… Wife๐Ÿ’ mother ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿปathlete๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ motivator โœจ believerโœ๏ธ diva ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป

Parenting win.. dancing to Rammstein "duhast" while I exercise. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

Kitty burrito

I spy a sleeping Zelda.. note๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป swaddling works for kitties too๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Meet Zelda๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿพ

Our sprinkler is broken ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Thank you @kittenaught for taming this flower child's hair! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โœŒ๐Ÿป You're a rockstar

I guess I shouldn't do my math homework today๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿˆ

Vegging out๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ plastic steaksโœŒ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿป @kittenaught

Making Tia smell his feet๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Happy Gilmore๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Yup.. we're cool

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