This is jack. It's his last night in la so I've decided to quote some excerpts from the most legendary yelp review I've ever had the pleasure of reading... "upon my arrival jack was clearly intoxicated", "when he did return he was sweaty and had his shirt unbuttoned (showing a shirt that said don't mess with Texas)", "he decided to disclose to my friends and I that he was an 'incredibly successful man living a lonely life". Jack you are a legend and I wish you nothing but the best in your next chapter. #fireflyfamily#sorryjohnny
Of all the recognizable faces I dealt with in my time at spago, never would I have thought to have the honor of fucking your salmon pizza up. Thank you for teaching me how to insult people. Rest In Peace, legend.