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Kevin Smith  Once, I was but an innocent egg. Until I was penetrated by a hockey-jersey-wearing sperm...

You wanted a photo but couldn’t ask because of your job, or you simply didn’t have your phone on you. But I’m always armed with a hand-held soul-stealing device. Your pictures are ready - so you may all have your souls back now. #KevinSmith #selfie #selfies

Namaste! See @jayandsilentbob Do Yoga! This morning, @jaymewes & I gave sun salutations, sat in chair poses and pretended we were warriors with @blackmarketyoga, our real life Yogi Bayer (the @therealstephenblatt character from @yogahosers). We’re just two guys from #Dogma who are trying to improve their pranayama. It won’t be long before the #jayandsilentbobreboot shoot is upon us, so we two old timers are not only trying to look like leading men again, we’re building core strength for all the running around and stunts we’ve got planned for the dopey duo’s second cinematic outing, nearly 20 years after the first! I just did a pass of the Reboot script in which I removed all the fat jokes (and swapped them with vegan jokes) because this @weightwatchers Ambassador is currently down to 201 pounds! #KevinSmith #jasonmewes #jaymewes #jayandsilentbob #yoga #yoganewbie #wwambassador #weightlosstransformation #weightwatchers

Happy #batmanday Bat-Fans! My favorite Batman line of all time is from the final episode of the cartoon #batmanbraveandthebold when the characters realize it’s the last show. As the Bat-Cave is closed down, Batman turns to the camera and (voiced by the great @baderdiedrich) he says "And until we meet again, boys and girls - know that wherever evil lurks, in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the Hammers of Justice, to fight for decency and defend the innocent. Good night." It never fails to choke me up. That’s how I like to think of Batman: he’s there when you need him most. So today at 4, @marcbernardin and I celebrate our hero at the one and only @scumandvillainycantina when we launch the very first episode of #fatmanbeyond! If you can’t make it, I wish you a safe and happy Dia de Los Dark Knight! Until then, I’ll be spending all day exploring all the just-launched joy of @thedcuniverse app! #KevinSmith #batman #darkknight #dcuniverse

This is the 5th time this week that I’ve hiked #RunyonCanyon. It’s sweaty work but not as hard as it used to be for me to do. And tomorrow, the dork who made @yogahosers is going to try actual Yoga for the first time... #KevinSmith #sweat #exercise #runyon #weightlossjourney #weightwatchers #wwambassador

After 6 years, hundreds of episodes and many pounds, it’s time to change the name of the podcast I do with @marcbernardin every week at @scumandvillainycantina from #FatManOnBatman to our new sobriquet suggested by fans, #FatManBeyond! The reasons for this are twofold: 1) Since I’ve dropped some lb’s, the old name feels like false advertising (and that wouldn’t be the first time we’ve had that complaint, as we rarely cover Batman anymore either). And 2) I don’t actually own or have any rights to the @dccomics character #Batman - I’m just a fan who had a clever hook he’s both sorry and happy to see melt away. I thank the legal team at @warnerbros who never sent me a cease & desist, and I wanna thank you, the audience, who take the trip with me and Marc every week, in person, on a podcast or via my @youtube channel. It’ll be the same great show you know and love with a less actionable title that also allows me to keep the Fat Man brand alive, while offering a simultaneous nod to the weight loss. This is the new show art by the genius @jeffquigley! Which do you like better? TONIGHT will be the last time we do the show under the OG name - so come on out and see the ol’ girl off! Get tickets at the link in my bio! #KevinSmith #marcbernardin #podcast #scumandvillainy #scumandvillainycantina

SMotivation: While walking Shecky back in August of 2013, a hidden paparazzi snapped pics of me that wound up on the @dailymail website. It was pretty humiliating, to say the least. So in an attempt at a Daily do-over, here’s an image of what I look like 5 years later while walking the same diminutive dog (photo by @harleyquinnsmith). Just saw my cardiologist (husband of @rikki_ladenheim_events) and he says I’m doing great since the heart attack. Next up: I’ll be adding a serious exercise regimen, beyond just all the dog-walking. And a side note to my friends and family: I’ve lost my phone. I’ll be getting it replaced, which means I’ll have a new phone number now. If you get texts from a number you don’t recognize, it’s probably me. I’ll use the safe word “PillowPants.” #KevinSmith #dogwalker #dogwalking #weightlossjourney #weightlosstransformation #weightwatchers #shecky #dailymail #SMotivation

A benefit to dropping lbs. is now I get to play with the past and make lotsa before & after pics! The left photo is from the #zackandmirimakeaporno premiere in 2008 when I weighed my most at 330 pounds. The photo on the right is from today, when I weigh 205. The guy on the left has no idea one day he’ll become a @weightwatchers ambassador or look like the guy on the right. The guy on the right is only interested in staying alive longer and never going back to an operating room. #weightwatchers #WWambassador #weightlosstransformation #weightlossjourney #WWFreestyle #WWFamily #WWBros #WWCommunity #ad *People following the Weight Watchers program can expect to lose 1-2lbs per week.

This @weightwatchers Ambassador is thrilled to announce that I’VE LOST 51 POUNDS! Six months ago from right now, I was in the hospital recovering from a heart attack I’d had the night before. When I went to my Doctor a week later, she told me “The best thing you can do for yourself now is to lose 50 pounds.” Half a year later, I can report that I followed Doctor’s orders: I started at 256 and now I weigh 205. This is the lightest I’ve been since high school! My hope now is I can slowly lose another 10 with #weightwatchers and get down to my birth weight of 195! But for now, I’m ecstatic to have reached this chunky milestone! I wanna thank #pennjillette for his book #presto, @raycronise for getting me started with his potato famine, and the good folks at #weightwatchers for their app-based program that made it easy to keep track of and control my eating! And I also wanna thank my kid @harleyquinnsmith - the little vegan astronaut who explored this meatless/milkless galaxy ahead of me, leading by example. Since I never wanted to see the inside of a hospital ever again, I simply copied the Kid. So this wasn’t a diet: these results came from a total lifestyle change of eating solely plant-based foods (which is tough because I hate vegetables). But mostly, I wanna thank all of you as well - for the kind and encouraging words along the way. Never underestimate the power of positive feedback: you folks telling me I looked better or healthier helped me stick with it. An encouraging word can really make a difference in someone’s life and your compliments kept me going! And just look where I went! #KevinSmith #WWambassador #WWFreestyle #WWFamily #WWBros #weightlosstransformation #weightloss #WWCommunity #ad *People following the Weight Watchers program can expect to lose 1-2lbs per week.

Minnie Me Makes Music! PROUD DAD ALERT: @harleyquinnsmith & her friend @themusicalmushroom have a band called @thetenthband and they just released an EP on @itunes, @bandcamp & @spotify (Spotify link in my bio)! I have been listening to it on repeat because a) I legit love the album and b) I cannot believe someone who came out of my balls can make music at all, let alone songs this fun! Give it a listen if you can; it’s pure joy! As for the image: look very closely at the newspaper. @avengers assemble! #KevinSmith #harleyquinnsmith #thetenth #thetenthband #indierock #girlband #spotify

“Be fair, alright: *everyone* wants Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.” Got to wear my new crest (designed by @jeffquigley and built by @jimedelston) in front of Toad Hall when I hit @disneyland on Sunday, beneath the statue of J. Thaddeus himself. As the first @disney ride I was ever on, Mr. Toad’s has always played a role in my life - so much so that I drive in the real world as if I’m living on that ride. #KevinSmith #disneyland #mrtoad #mrtoadswildride #disney #jeffquigley #jimedelston

I’m proud to announce the HIT-GIRL series I wrote for @mrmarkmillar has secured an artist! @pernilleoerum - designer of the @dcsuperherogirls - will draw all four issues of “The Golden Rage of Hollywood!” To the left, you can see Pernille’s first-ever #hitgirl drawing (to the right is the cover of the debut ish by @f_francavilla)! Pernille will be the first woman published to draw an entire arc for Mindy McReady and her fascinating, assassinating alter ego! The story starts this January in issue 13! I wrote most of the arc while recuperating after my health scare, so it was Hit-Girl and her bloody thirst for justice who helped me mend my broken heart. Telling tales with Mark’s toys was an absolute pleasure, but having Pernille bring it all to life makes this a must-read for me! Pernille’s style is like hot cocoa for the eyes and soul, so I’m ecstatic she opted to lend it to our pint-sized, pre-pubescent Punisher parable! #KevinSmith #millarworld #pernilleoerum #comicbooks

Me & Minnie Me! @harleyquinnsmith & I hit @disneyland this morning and bought semi-matching mouse ears. Naturally, I insisted we wear them #silentbob style. #KevinSmith #harleyquinnsmith #disneyland #mouseears #daddydaughtertime

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