I finished week 2 of @cleanprogram!!! The week the body DETOXIFIES. The intermittent fasting has become FUN. (Bizarre, I know.) It was also the week that I decided that since I’m being so responsible about my health, it’s time to grow up and start COOKING like an adult too.
However, being an extremist of sorts, I couldn’t just cook A MEAL. I had to go to the store, stock up and cook 27 “servings” of beans and 9 “servings” of lentils AT ONCE so that I wouldn’t have to do it again. The beans nobody informed me had to go in the fridge so after I ate them the 2nd day and was nauseated, I blamed it on the coconut oil I was eating by the spoonful in a momentary phase of obsession. When they started smelling funky, I tasted them to make sure that the weird texture at the bottom of the pot was in fact mold. It was. So I had to dump 2/3 of my supply and resort to eating my BURNT LENTILS for the next 3 days because there was NO WAY I would let all that work go to waste. I have an ego to feed here too, ok, people!!! I’m sure at this point you’re all thinking WOW, I NEED TO WIFE HER UP. Well, hold your horses - it gets worse. I burnt TEA the next day. I swear to God. I didn’t even know that was possible. That’s what the 3rd picture is of. So anyway, I’m done cooking.
Because the body is releasing toxins, my skin got worse (for a sec) and I had a few sluggish days. What’s NICE is that @cleanprogram sends you email reminders about what stage you’re in so you know what to expect. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 And in other news, I had SO MUCH energy at the gym yesterday!!!! I generally always do but don’t waste it on working out. Also threw my neck out in pole last week, so I was just gonna do a quick jog and bounce. 1 mile later, I thought, alright I’ll do a 1 minute sprint. 3 miles later, I was finishing a whole set of them and the reason I got off the treadmill wasn’t cuz I was tired, it was cuz I was bored. I WAS ON FIRE!!!! Which you wouldn’t expect, cuz I’ve been eating less BUT there is your proof, THIS IS WHAT THE BODY WANTS!!! Also lasted in the sauna way longer than usual, which I’m not sure has anything to do with this, but in case it does, letting you know... SWIPE FOR END!