ttails I'm a south pole elf. 🌇
corndogs > horn dogs
instagram vs twitter
never let cheese go to waste.
classic Carrie Bradshaw, classic savage SJP
when a bar give you free drinks you have to ride their bull
partners in cry, forever n always
Tonight I closed my first off Broadway show and it was beautiful, and full of beautiful people and it was fucking fantastic. Thank you @losttribetheatre and @abe_licious
Stacking @ Sunday skeeball 🔥 LIT
Hi, look at my face...that is all bye.
idk how Lizzie McGuire dealt with this shit all day
it's a deer *with a* headlight, get it? #safteyfirst