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Dog Whisperer  A random bloke with dogs belonging to random folk, from the park to street I'll get a photo if we meet !

Black corner vs the red corner!
In the RED CORNER:
@sirrodge a 6th generation Irish red setter bred to fight. His stream line rig allows him to duck and weave like the wind.. Ilong pointy skull that lets punches slide right off his face that makes him a great contender!

And in the BLACK CORNER:
A bloke from country Vic with little to no fighting skills
The fight of all fights! This one separates the men from the boys, there can be only 1 winner.. who will bring home the bones, who you got? #breakfast #onepunch #puppies #ufc #ring #ringside #boxing #mcgregor #teammcgregor #dublin #irish #floydmayweather #mgm #tmt #money #makingbones #diggingupbonesinthegarden

Tag someone who's @floydmayweather and another muppet that just likes causing trouble @thenotoriousmma but don't tell them who's who!! Unfortunately @vaugn_theunicorn didn't have much of a fight against me this morning when I woke him up, as the long haired yahoo drank a little too much warm milk before bed! but I look forward to sorting this out tomorrow @dogparkrichmond it's going to be the fight of fights so forget floyd and Conor, this is going to be as real as it gets.. come get a taste of a real scuffle, starts @1pm .. bring smackos! #ufc #mcgregor #floydmayweather #boxingshowdown #puppies #fightnight #dogsofinstagram #riskit #for #briskets #brisketsandwich #dublin #wheresfloydfrom #unicorn #clubhouse #rainbows

Stop 2: Wanaka - blessed with an incredible lake, the town rose from the dirt in 2016 as a small fishing village.. but now a small city looks over at this view. Still to date @wanaka has the best brown trout in @newzealand
People population: 67 in summer // 264968 in winter
Puppy population: 3785- due to the cold weather we can see high fluctuations in the numbers of dogs choosing to stay indoors over the winter period.. only the bold brave the cold, like @Evie.. she just come out of a rabbit hole and absolutely stunk 😎

Number of stones skimmed by me on this lake: a lot
#huntingdog #veiw #lake #wanaka #puppies #purenewzealand #roadtrip #vanlife #doglife #lakelife #fakewife

TALES WAGGING NZ SPECIAL (would recommend following in my footsteps and renting a Maui home on wheels for the ultimate experience)
Stop 1: Methven- Don't be deterred by the name there is nothing but friendly faces (most* some are missing a lot of teeth)
The town was founded by a guy named Meth Ven.. so no real backstory there
People population - (lady at the servo said she didn't know)

Puppy population- (the same lady at the servo laughed and said "your ked-deng right") so I'd say about 6... this is the best one of the 6 .. his names @kiwi

#breakfast #puppies #methven #kiwi #pinappledrops #marmight #witticka #rugby #allblacks #nz #travelnz #amazingnz #instahotspot #instahotspotnz #ignewzealand #purenewzealand

Congratulations you are the worlds ugliest dog! This fella used to be pick of the pack until he was trying to get in to Hogwarts and platform 9&3/4 didn't open... ran straight into the wall.. flattened his face! This thing was unreal it was honestly as wide it was long.. not to mention the noise this thing made! If this dog was a school child he would be the queezy one with no friends that spends the first half of lunch lining up out front of the library to ensure he has a computer for the second half to beat his high score on Tetris. Na he's alright #melbourne #melbournebeach #lifestyleblogger #puppies #centrelink #munichbrauhaus #breakfast #ubereats #uberugly

What's better than one young playful pup?! ... THREE YOUNG PLAYFUL PUPS!!!, so you could imagine how stoked I was when I rocked up to my local @centrelink and they offered me these three rascals instead of my dole, "heck yes!", I gave up the Winnie reds, the chicko rolls and said see ya later to the boys at the skate park. HAPPY 12 MONTHS from the three greats that kickstarted this whole operation! I haven't looked back since (although I miss the snap backs and the monster energy drinks) I look forward to the next 12 months and all the puppies I'm about to meet!! #oldfriends #newfriends #oneyearanniversary #oneyearold #onetreehill #onepiece #chestpiece #tats #tattoos #necktats #legtats #centrelink #puppies #melbourne #lifestyleblogger #melbournebeach #melbourne #snapbacks #ciggies #monsterenergy #yeww :P

What a blinding day it was yesterday @pawsonthelawn @collegelawn with more dogs you could poke a stick at I had dogs coming out my bloody ears! Most (99.264%) of the participants flew in from overseas and interstate to try their luck at the "@tales.wagging top show dog comPETition"
It was not an easy decision but the runner up would be (swipe left) @brontasauraus Rex for purely being the size of a house
And @dogoftheday goes to this ball of fat rolls, loose skin and slobber monster.. (swipe left for a match better than tinder) @hedgehogthebulldog!
#dogs #moredogs #moredogsthanpeople #coupledog #couplemoredogs #melbourneshuffle #melbournefood #dogsofmelbourne #melbourne #melbournebeach #lifesabeach #lifestyleblogger #haha #lifestylebloggerlol

Similar to the @goldengaytimeau ice cream this @goldenlab knows how to get me out of bed in the morning! @badboybaxter (no relation to @captainbaxterstkilda ) loves spending his day down at the RACV resort bouncing on the big inflatable pillow. This cool canine is a dream dog, coming in close to first on the @tales.wagging "dogs to watch" list with fun levels exceeding the amount of fat rolls he still has! #badboysofinsta #puppy #puppies #dogsofmelbourne #melbournepuppies #coffee #rippingpuppy #matesbeingmates #upbush

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ❤️, treating my @mom because she deserves the world.. unfortunately I can't buy her the world so I bought her this absolute gem (next best thing). I think I've made a mistake though and replaced myself as the number 1 child but that's fine!! So happy mother day to all the mums out there and tag someone to let them know their appreciated on this very special day!! #spreadthelove #mothersday #happymothersday #melbournepuppies #dogsofmelbourne #melbournefood #breakfast #dog #hotdogs #breadroll #colddog #chillidog #whatsupdog

What an encounter!! So I'm walking home (from possibly one of the best nights of everyone's life @HBD @mmanteit ) Autumn is here, leaves are falling, suns shinning next thing I know, Out drops this absolute fuzz ball from the tree, straight into my arms and straight into number 1 best friend spot! #breakfast #melbournefood #dogsofmelbourne #melbournepuppies #melbourneshuffle

BEEN TO A PARTY RECENTLY? Didn't really think you had the best time possible? Well then this "how to maximise your fun at a party" guide is for you! .. in just a few key steps I'll tell you the secrets to unlock your full fun self and make those haters say "wow. They're fun!"
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Step 1: arrive to party late.
Step 2: completely ignore everyone.
Step 3: find the dog (now the hosts are going to try and deceive you here and make you think there is no pet, but there is ALWAYS a pet dog. Usually hidden and locked in a room of the house to avoid the ragers feeding it alcohol and potato chips) Once you have located the dog take it down stairs to the main party area to make sure everyone sees you with the dog, as you have just released the pooch from jail you basically now own this dog and can tell people he's yours and make up just about any story you want. featured in this photo above is Wally, we met last night, he thinks his a giraffe the silly bugger! -
Following these key steps will guarantee a good time #bestfriend #besttimes #party #melbourneparty #cloud9 #dogs #melbourneshuffle #melbournepuppies #dogsofmelbourne #melbournefood #breakfast

Absolute belting day for a kick with the unicorns 🦄 meet @mark, this fluffy forward is known for his incredible fetching the ball skills. His small legs allow him to burn opponents and get the dukes up.. @marks marking is just remarkable! Now it's time for some aloe Vera and a cold @frose_all_day_ #mhsob #melbournecafe #bondisands #winningcombo #sun #footy #pie #footypie #dogstagram #puppies

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