Hello all you wonderful bastards, how y'all doing?
I've been pretty fed up the past few weeks. Well the past couple of months really, caught in a real depressive funk but yesterday I told myself enough was enough and to stop moping like a googly eyed little ball bag ( I would have said pussy but look up what Betty White says about balls and vaginas and you'll understand 😉) so here I am, a new outlook on life and more chipper than a scene from Fargo 🙂
Here I am back to my usual, annoying, fat fuckfaced self asking you all, what's on your mind?
I was writing in the pub earlier and I truly appreciated how a pint and writing feels so bloody right on a Friday afternoon after a week of work.
Well, it's day 30 of the #circleofbookishfriends and #writerslifeigjune challenge and today's prompts are #Sarcastic and #WritingAccomplisments
I can't recall any sarcastic books/characters that I've read but I can say that I'm so sarcastic people usually take my insults seriously. If it weren't for sarcasm I'd probably never speak except to agree that most people are rabid, soul sucking pieces of offal.
Brevity maybe the soul of wit but sarcasm is its bollocks 😛
I don't really have any writing accomplishments, especially this month, I've been drier than a Nun lost in the Sahara reading the encyclopaedia of spoons.
Ok then, I'm off to read the night away and enjoy this toe curlingly, eye wateringly, arse hole puckeringly, great weekend ahead of us.
Enjoy yourselves and each other you dirty buggers.
#amreading #bibliophile #writersofinstagram #amwriting #longhand #creativity #Goodnight