Task: make mushroom risotto + grilled aubergines for Bae.
Plan: cook rice to correct temperature. Chop mushrooms (chunky). Add wine. Add a bit of cream (coz Bae loves her some cream 😉). Season and grill aubergines.
Action: gets super tipsy on Gin + Tonic (while twerking to "thath' isigubhu). Decides to practice knife skills on random veggies. Ends up with a pile of veggies. Cooks veggies. Thinks of egusi. Fails at making egusi. Improvises. Throws everything together. Tastes (with whatever taste buds are left remaining). Finds meal acceptable for human consumption. Awaits Bae (one #welh_sama) to give final verdict. Continues drinking. Runs out of Gin. Runs to shop for another bottle. Maintains high levels of happiness. Makes ushatini as a side.