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I cannot believe she was ever this tiny. It feels like a lifetime ago that she was 2.2kg.

However even though I've had 4, new things keep popping up! Harriet has horrendous nappy rash so I'm after some creams and ideas to help clear it... I'm already doing lots of no nappy time, changed back to our usual nappies, using an antifungal cream and a barrier cream and am out of ideas. Can you please help me out with what I should do next! The other 3 never had it half as bad as this before 😒

Thankyou! Xx

I'm so neglected. Mum stopped giving me attention for 5 minutes. She obviously doesn't love me anymore πŸ˜”
#bluestaffy #puppy #soneglected #worstmumever #dogsofinsta

Sorry I been away jerk, but if you don't love me I'll poke you in the eye πŸ’ and make you wear pink. #worstmumever #montanapack

Some very welcomed happy mail to the house of 'life is so traumatic' (master 5 is having a meltdown as I don't have chop sticks for him to eat his snack with) Thankyou @isabella.golightly & @craftyrie ...they're brightening my arvo πŸ˜–πŸ˜πŸ˜ πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ #HexieDownUnder3LooseyGoosey

It's Tegan's birthday tomorrow so I spent all day baking these cupcakes for her class made with nothing but organic ingredients and love...jokes, I got cupcakes from Coles and put them in a container as if I'd made them myself because I am a grown ass adult and #motheroftheyear
#worstmumever #fakedontbake

All checked in, currently bribing the kids with McDonald's Chicken nuggets #worstmumever off to the Sunshine Coast to see Nanna and Poppy!

Spending my last night as a 35 year old doing what I've done for the majority of the last 19 years. ( Also I feel like you all should know that today I cheered my heart out for a random kid who looked a whole lot like my kid from where I was standing. Best. Mother. Ever. )

Before this pic she has closed her finger on a drawer then since she slipped and fell on ice at mums and tots and then later on closed the other hand in a door hinge 😩#worstmumever my #onefromthecuttingroomfloor for @life_with_three_ want to share @life_with_oakley #isittomorrowyet

I'm an #assholeparent because I made him a 2nd lot of toast after he threw the first lot on the floor to the dog!! Oh and I let play with cars at breakfast. #worstmumever #meltdownovertoast #toddler #canigobacktobed


I'm feeling like the worst mum ever. I took Zosia to get her first injections today which are brutal. Shes running a fever and I'll. She's upset and refusing to come near me and only daddy will do I'm redundant 😩 #eightweeksold

I'm so neglected. Mum stopped giving me attention for 5 minutes. She obviously doesn't love me anymore πŸ˜”
#bluestaffy #puppy #soneglected #worstmumever #dogsofinsta

Keeping mums side warm so she could call in sick and stay home and play all day... she didn't 😭

#worstmumever #chuckasickie #playwithme #stayhome #australianshepherd #aussieshepherd #australianshepherdsofinstagram #aussieshepherdsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #puppy #friday

Pony is doing his very best 'sad face' to let everybody know that he has the WORST MUM IN THE WORLD - not only did she abandon him for 3 whole weeks to go on her jollies, but every day since she got back he has had to work, and today it was RAINING. #calltheRSPCA #worstmumever #warmblood #veteranhorse #horseyguilttrip

Nobody told me having a baby would make my son hate me 😫 So I spent this evening crying after my 6 year old turned into satan...argued with me as if he was 15...stamped all around the house and then threw a minecraft sword at my head...which coincidentally he had only received today for such good behaviour πŸ‘ After sending him to his room and hearing him cry his heart out and tell me how sorry he is I hear him making something with his arts and crafts...he excitedly tells me he has something to show me 😬 "mummy do you think my teacher will love this picture I made her, it says how much I love her" 😫😫😫 Are you frickin kidding me?! Just walk away....and cry πŸ˜₯ #worstmumever #8monthspregnant #hormones #littleshit #thingscanonlygetbetter

Not sure if Cooper is helping me to clean....or if she is just being annoying and pointing out the dusty bits I've missed!! πŸ˜•πŸΆπŸ™ˆ Cooper the Cobweb-head!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
(I hope she found that cobweb outside ...and not in this house😱) There appears to be a theme with my posts today (+ no spider emoji 😯!!)
#housework #buddy #dusty #spiderweb #lol #labradoodle #helper #closeup #youmissedabit #worstmumever

Some days I reckon I have my sh** together, other days I'm stood at the Asda till turn round to see my two toddlers stood on the self check out.. yes.. STOOD.. scanning multiple bars of chocolate asking me to pop the cash in the machine .... #whatarethey #worstmumever

Partners in crime....looks like Alfie knows how to turn the tap on to fill his watering can up and the dog is loving it πŸ˜‚ I am now the worst mum ever for turning it off and bringing him inside to get dinner ready πŸ™„ πŸ™ˆ πŸ˜‚ #tantrum #worstmumever #cleverboy #teamwork #westie

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