I have been elected queen of all newborn puppies, so to celebrate, I’m using this as a good opportunity to let you know I’m having scrambled eggs and blueberry pancakes for dinner. I’m high five-ing strangers. Spanking the mailman. Scooping up other people’s dogs and kissing them on the mouth. Moonwalking. Cause that’s what you do. That’s all you do.
Some people might ask- don’t you always live like this? And to that I say “not exactly”. But that’s only because I’ve never spanked my mailman.
BUT THAT MAILMAN IS GETTING IT TODAY!