We were sitting on the couch when I had the sudden thought, if she throws up it'll get all over me! ...At least it won't be on the couch... I'm not sure why I had this thought. But not twenty minutes later, sitting in the chair in the playroom, she threw up all over me AND the chair. I wish I trusted my momtuition more... Meanwhile, I'm misteaching James left and right. He told Marissa just before the incident "be careful! Don't let rattlesnake bite you! Rattlesnake poisonous" Rattlesnakes are VENOMOUS! GAH!
And James can identify "Amerkika" on the map, like an ethnocentric American who doesn't recognize the rest of North and South America.
I am fumbling the ball! And I'm planning on homeschooling!?! #teaching