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take her to the swimming pool on the first date

It's true tho TBH πŸ˜‚

It's oats. But for the woke. Each bite is a stark, crunchy, delicious reminder of your own privilege. #woke #oatmeal #wokememes

😭😭😭 I've met some delusional mfs on this journey.. it's OKAY TO BE PART OF THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE LOL .. my fav one was this kid who told me if I get mad I'm not really enlightened πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ or when I told this dude I was depressed and he said I should have an ego death bc it's not all about me πŸ˜‚ naaaaaahhhh son I just need some love. Fuck

Soy is bae tho #veganmemes #wokememes


That underaged girl is me and that 'daddy' is your dad πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

It's true tho TBH πŸ˜‚

This literally just occurred 9 minutes ago and I've already memed it #wussgud

I got lil youngboy πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


Soy is bae tho #veganmemes #wokememes

I Officially cannot talk on that groupchat again. Guys I've been rejected like Logan from Zoey 101 'R E,J E,C T E D REJECTED' I'm sad I'm confused I'm conflicted I'm shook. I'm sorry I'm complaining a lot but this is what my account consists of. So prepare to get woke and get random updates of my life πŸ˜€

They haven't added me back but are actively talking in the group chat πŸ€§πŸ’€ NEVER AGAIN FUCK REJECTION πŸ™‚ tbh I don't think they know me well like we've never spoken but we're in the same chat together I'm so shook. Excuse me while I write a sad sonnet with my tears

Y'all I just added a bunch of randoms from a group chat on my sc and I'm shook🀧 what if they don't add me back? Lawd I wish I wasn't so damn awkward. I'm not as confident as I seem. Honestly I fake all the confidence I have literally πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•πŸ€•

I cannot stand when I'm closing my apps as I listen to music and I close the music appπŸ™ƒ

So today I had to pretend that I wasn't hurt that my crush my like someone else when my friends spoke about him. They don't know that I like him but apparently other people may like him and he likes someone elseπŸ™ƒalso I'm too awkward to add him on Snapchat so I think I'll have to wait to do so🀧

These are getting out of hand πŸ˜‚

My favorite astral alchemist and glimmering conscious corn goddess @saraaahperryyy and I @trapspiderjesus have simultaneously birthed and become a podcast called The Human Person Podcast ( @humanpersonpodcast )that is woke as fuck. Give us a listen and get your chakras aligned as a motherfucker. This episode we talk about ultra advanced A.I. and life as a massive RPG. Check us out on SoundCloud or we'll set the leeches on you with our trained methadrine messenger bats. .
#podcast #woke #wokememes #wokeasfuck #wokeaf #surrealism #comedy #astrology #conspiracy #ai #singularity #420 #technology #vr #rpgroup #purple #rpg #freaky #freak #freakpower

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